(closed) [BoW] - PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DISAPPOINTMENT

In case anyone is interested in joining (for whatever reason. For instance, if Hella is threatening that if you don't he'll poop in your pillow every night? You've set up extensive security networks, cameras, armed guards, yet somehow he eludes them all and deposits a steaming, wet load inside your pillow cover without fail at some point during the dark hours, so you eventually snap and just hang out in BoWChat to escape his reign of faecal terror... Ahem), osmosis seems to be the way to go.

It's not quick or pretty but eventually they forget you're not actually in BoW and invite you to the BoWHouse* accidentally, which operates on vampire rules. You can't get in unless invited, and once you're in you're in.

Hope this helps, peace.

*not to be confused with the BoWHorse, which is a terrifying creature of raw sexual power and muscle. Click below for his image, but beware, once you see him, he also sees you. And that's one of his many turn ons.

Spoiler

 

The funny thing is the poop still happens, it's just Beef has learned to enjoy it, to revel in it's moist viscosity.

 

I just use it as fertilizer now.

And use my soiled pillows as tax right offs.

 

You have no right to a say in BoW's future, whether we hold the flames or merely hurl them aggressively at those who disagree with us.

 

I didn't even know we had flames, I thought all we had was our witty charm to take over the world. I need to get on IRC more so I can learn about this stash of fire flowers we seem to be growing in Cuba

 

Don't we just

 

But what if

 

Only accepting pressgangs as opposed to recruitment. Willingness is not an option.

 

It's true. One day I woke up with the BoW logo branded on my left ass cheek (the logo is ironically an ass being branded), vague promises about a title by Herr Sacptm@ and a whole lot of regret.

I assume I'll get that title any day now.