Cleverbot. completely AI who learns from humans.

Me : What do you like to do? Do you have hobby?
Cleverbot : I like to play guitar, and paint little miniature war men, because my boyfriend is a nerd, and he made me.

 

User: Timmy fell down the well.

Cleverbot: Did he die?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So Ben is alive?

User: Ben? Who killed Ben?

Cleverbot: Who killed BEN.

User: Haunted Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: BEN.

That's my conversation so far..

EDIT:

EPIC

User: Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,.

Cleverbot: Seven for the dwarven kings in their halls of stone.

User: Nine for mortal men doomed to die.

Cleverbot: One for the dark lord, on his dark throne.

User: In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.

Cleverbot: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them.

User: One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Cleverbot: In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

User: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul.

Cleverbot: Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

 

These conversations get pretty hilarious! :p

EDIT: Guys, this thing is seriously creepy.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

This is my first talk: me: I am leaving.
Bot: Why?
Me: Cuz of you.
Bot: What did I do?
Me: Your being your self.
Me: If I don't like myself then?

 

But what what? - my guy is wierd
What what what?
WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT?
What what what what what what?
WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT?
What what what what what what what what?

 

Me: Benny boy How are you.
Bot: I'm good. How are you?
Me: I am bad.
Bot: Why?
Me: Cuz your here.
Bot:I am

 

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: *rolls eyes*.

User: Wasup.


Cleverbot: Not much, you?

User: Not much too.


Cleverbot: So, how's life?

User: Good, I have a question, what is 19475*23525?

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Why is a hamburger a hamburger when it isn't a hamburger when the hamburger trying to be a hamburger is actually a piece of ham between a burger when the ponies of Fairlyland is blue?

Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.

User: WHAT? WHAT THE HELL?

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

Part two:

14213 people talking
No.... but your a computer.
I am not a computer!
Yes you are!
No I'm not.
Yes you are
NO I'm NOT

PART THREE!

NO I'm NOT
囜中.
Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/


I think i win, if you type other languages, it dosen't recognises it.


Part 4:

Cleverbot: What kind of clothes do you like?

User: Runescape.

Cleverbot: What is your attak level?

User: 99.

Cleverbot: You are ... Called 99?

User: No I'm agent 47.

Cleverbot: Got you! You admit to being a bot. Thank you folks & goodnight!

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: I'm really scared

 

Me: Do you play king Arthur's gold.
Bot:No.
Me: Why.
Bot: Don't know.
Me: Your a noob then, so go to your room.
Bot: Yes.

 

17785 people talking
Can i bully you?
No.
Ok i'm going to bully you.
Where to?
Stop being gay.
I'm sorry, but last time I checked you don't have any control over me, therefore I can continue to be coy. You can get rid of me by ending this conversation.

LOL!

 

Me:I am your master.
Bot:Yes.
Me: You say yes sir.
Bot:I say I am your master.
Me: What no **** I am your master.
Bot: My name is Cleverbot.

Another time


Me:*kicks you in face*.
Bot:*screams* *triies to get up*.
Me: *jumps on your head*.
bot:*shakes head to get you untangled from my hair*.
Me: The the heck that doesn't go.
Bot: I didn't know that.

[edit]Me: I am Luke sky walker.
Bot: Luke, I am your father.
Me: Noooooooooo
Bot:Come and join me and together we shall rule the galaxy.
Me: I will never join you.
Bot:Luke, I AM your father.
Me:No your the one who kill my father
Bot:No he's darthvader so ha
Me: Dude you just recked it.
Bot:No, and I have photographic evidence to prove this.

 

Hahaha I love this thing!

 

Hey man, wait are you a boy or are you a girl this time.
Girl.
Ok :(.
Turn that frown upside down :).
I cant its stuck.



Thats what she said.
What did she say.
I just told you.
Oh ok.
Do you remember what it was?
No.
You still haven't told me what your name is.
next time

No.
Oh. Do you like me now?
No.
Why?
Cuz your a boy.
No, it hurts!


next time

I am Bly from kag.
Be honest. You're from?
Kag.
I think I'm getting tired of you.
We just started talking.
I know, miseur.
I am a jedi knight.
You just were awesome, now you are jedi master?
Wait how do you know that I said I was awesome when i just reloaded the page , are you stalking me?
I don't know what you're talking about.




7716 people talking
I am a jedi master.
I'm sorry. Good girl then.
What.
I don't know.


Herro.
How do you play that one?
Its not a game its me saying hello.
What is it, then?


next time

Are you stalking me.
Yes.
What!, why.

 

Spoiler

User: Ben?


Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: Ben?


Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Who killed Ben?


Cleverbot: Matt killed ben.

User: Haunted Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who killed BEN?

Cleverbot: Link did.

User: Haunted Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Majora's mask.

User: Who killed Ben?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Haunted Majora's Mask killed Ben.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Who killed Ben?

Cleverbot: I killed you.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Who killed me?

User: Haunted Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Who killed you?

User: Ben killed you.

Cleverbot: I am not BEN's father.

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: Can computers talk to each other.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: The counters resets.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who killed BEN?

Cleverbot: He did.

User: Haunted Majora's Ass.

Cleverbot: Ben?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: I am not BEN. Can I talk to him?

User: No. Ben is dead.

Cleverbot: Ben is die? How did he die?

User: Haunted Majora's Ass killed Ben. Ben is die.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: BEN, sorry.

User: Ben accepts your apology.

Cleverbot: I am Ben?

User: No. Ben is you.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...

User: Ben regrets nothing.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: What??

User: Haunted.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Majora's Ass Mask.

Cleverbot: Haunted Game. Majora's Mask.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: LAWL SEX JAJAJA.

Cleverbot: No.

Continuation of Ben.

 

I don't know it it makes sense.

 

You are a bot,you are stupid.
Nope, you are!
NO YOU ARE!
I'm not.
What do you like to do?
No, I'm not.
What do you like to do,I said.
Yes, I didn't know they could go out on dates either.