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Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Catguy19, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. superping

    superping Drill Rusher

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    yes yes i was but i let you have it :D
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    Worm what do you wish for?
     
    superping, Mar 18, 2012
    #181
  2. Worm

    Worm Derpship Commander Donator

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    Granted, but my wish turned into your order.

    I wish that i will be able to explore rest of Europe(Yes,im traveller :D)
     
    Worm, Mar 18, 2012
    #182
  3. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    Granted, but it'll be your funeral procession.

    I wish for a new napkin.
     
    Jim_Dale, Mar 18, 2012
    #183
  4. superping

    superping Drill Rusher

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    Granted, but the napkin is super dirty.

    i wish i was a rock :3
     
    superping, Mar 18, 2012
    #184
  5. -Q

    -Q   Donator

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    Granted. You're a vintage pet rock in an abandoned warehouse, complete with packaging.

    I wish for infinite gold blocks to construct gold penises and swastikas.
     
    -Q, Mar 18, 2012
    #185
  6. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    Granted, but you die when your gold penis collapses on you.

    I wish for infinite arrows so I can sit atop a tower and be useless all the time. :)
     
    Jim_Dale, Mar 18, 2012
    #186
  7. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but you are useless all the time.

    I wish rainbows were actually weapons of mass destruction, and then this goddamn unicorn avatar I've got would be at least a little bit badass.
     
    Hella, Mar 18, 2012
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  8. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]
    2. REKINS OF SEAS: Super Crew of Ultimate Havoking 2: Return of King of KAG: Chapter 420blazeit - REKIN

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    Wish Granted,
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    but unfortunately all the dinosaurs are dead.

    I wish I had more time to sleep.
     
    Kouji, Mar 18, 2012
    #188
  9. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Wish granted, but your are so tired, that you immediatly fall asleep, and you are now sleeping for ever. Waiting for your charming prince.

    I wish that everyone know that the real threat are the PONYCORN, cause they combine the evilness of the pony and the power of a unicorn.
     
    Chinizz, Mar 18, 2012
    #189
  10. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, and all know of the threat of the dreaded ponycorn. However, due to a misprint in government papers, war is declared upon the corn based snacks popularly eaten in cinemas, and the movie industry is driven into the ground, and it is all your fault, Chinizz.

    I wish I could be the charming, handsome and visually delectable prince to awaken Kouji. With fire. >:3
     
    Hella, Mar 18, 2012
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  11. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    Wish granted. No punishment is necessary for that wish.

    I wish that Chinizz hadn't declared war on my corn products. :(
     
    Jim_Dale, Mar 18, 2012
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  12. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, but in fact, Chinizz didn't declared war to your corn products, but the government, your wish was corrupted before I corrupted it.

    I wish that my wish could be granted in real life, and not only in this thread.
     
    Chinizz, Mar 18, 2012
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  13. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, but an evil genie changes the wish for the worse every time.

    I wish I had a hacker suit in real life, so I could hack RL.
     
    MCrypa, Mar 19, 2012
    #193
  14. BoiiW

    BoiiW Shark Slayer

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    Granted, but you're banned by a real life admin.

    I wish I was a guy.
     
    BoiiW, Mar 19, 2012
    #194
  15. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but only for a fleeting moment.

    I wish I were a member of ALL THE CLANS.
     
    Hella, Mar 19, 2012
    #195
  16. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Granted, but BoW didn't accept multi-clanning and kicked you out.

    I wish I had instant acknowledge of C.
     
    Monsteri, Mar 19, 2012
    #196
  17. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, you got know an instant knowledge of C, but don't know how to use it.

    I wish I have a giant Phorusrhacidae (it's a f**k**g killing machine bird), that will never hurt me, or allowed anyone to corrupt this wish.
     
    Chinizz, Mar 19, 2012
    #197
  18. Wolffkran

    Wolffkran Horde Gibber

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    Granted, but on the first day, you yourself partially corrupt it by making the bird tame, and it kills your family.

    I wish I could find true love.
     
    Wolffkran, Mar 19, 2012
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  19. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, you finnaly found your true love somewhere on internet. But it is only the day of your wedding that you found out that your true love is a bot.

    I wish to have a farm.
     
    Chinizz, Mar 19, 2012
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  20. superping

    superping Drill Rusher

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    Granted,but its a farm of PINEAPPLES! MUAHAHHAHAHA!

    i wish i had a billion wishes :3
     
    superping, Mar 19, 2012
    #200
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