Corrupt a wish!

well i stand in corrected!

 

Well it is corrupt a wish, so pie was corrupted to pi.

I wish penguins vs meerkats was a spectator sport.

 

Granted, but it's illegal and as such banned worldwide.

I wish I knew what the Samurai Pizza Cat's would be like IRL.

 

Your wish was granted, but you died before you could see them.
I wish this wish would be granted.

 

Your wish was going to be granted, but your wish's wish wished for your wish to be rejected and as such was granted, thus rejecting your granted wish. *swish*

I wish upon a star, that Pinokio didn't become a real boy.

 

Granted.
Pinokio is still a puppet, corrupted by a demon's soul.
I wish I had a wish to wish for a wish about wishing wishes

 

this wish was granted, and so you came uppon the corrupt a wish's thread, your wishes, forever corrupted.

I wish I Lol'd.

 

You lol'd while eating a shrimp
You almost choked to death, then a man shot you.
I wish I was a pie.

 

Granted. You get eaten.

I wish I was metaphysical.

 

Granted, but I killed your wife.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, you get a random wish, and you really don't want to know what is this wish.

I wish I got a castle in Bordeaux to product all the wine I want to drink.

 

Granted, but you die of alchohol intoxication
EDIT: NINJAAAAA fuuuu
I wish for a K computer which was given to me for free by the japanese emperor as a gift of friendship and magics.

 

Granted, but by your fault, the japanese emperor is now a pony.

I wish to have an hammer.

 

Granted,but you only have a hammer in the game KAG.

i wish to have a huge party! at my house :3

 

Granted, but you are homeless, you can't party at your home.

I wish to be a great film maker.

 

Granted, but you're only a small time trailer trash porn producer.

I wish that wishing was only possible at a wishing well.

 

Granted,but the people understand you in a bad way everything you do/say seems bad.

i wish kag was not broken for me D;

 

Ninja'd...
Granted, you were sent into the future.


I wish forever alone guy, wasn't forever alone forever.

 

Granted,but turns out he has ochlophobia and he dies.

I wish I had a premium account on KAG.