Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you still have to pay for it.

I wish I was a KAG guard.

 

Congrats now your a KAG gard.

I wish i had a baby monkey.

 

Granted,but then you treated the monkey so badly when it grew up it ate your face.

i wish i had a cup of tea.

 

damn it! AGAIN! Ninja'd

Granted, but your all out of tea and lost in a McDonnalds play place, you do the bear grillz.



I wish I had a Schwerer Gustav.

 

Granted, but at the cost of your mother, all the sadness that you have been brung from your mother's death has made you explode, killing your pet cat.
I wish that something bad will happen.

 

Granted, Something bad happened but you don't know what.

I wish for four fish comming from Rish that dish wishbone quish without zish, during the Tisch of Yishi'i hailing Hish who lived near Jish and played Vish during the siege of Kish where he used his father's pish to signal victory.

 

ummm...

 

Granted! Your cat dies.

 

I wish that my alarm clock didn't light my room at night

 

Granted, it now only makes high pitched shreaks every 5 seconds.

I wish i had a top hat.

 

Granted, you are now a premium member. But you have lost your gift code.

I wish I have time to participate at the Guard vs World event.

 

Granted, you do, but the event is already over.

I wish that people weren't so stupid.

 

Granted,but because all the people on earth are so smart you feel so stupid you end up thinking you can fly then you jump off a building and die!

I wish that i was a fat,farting rock :3

 

granted, you became Rainbow goth.



I wish the world became like Japan.

 

The world is like Japan.Until we all got hit by a tsunami.

I wish I had wings.

 

Ninja'd!
Granted, your wings take up too much blood and kill you
Granted, a tsunami hits, after a 9.1 earthquake.
I wish KAG Build 9001 was released.

 

Lol, Ninja'd
Granted, though they are broken.
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granted, though your operating system doesn't support it.


I wish someone became a giant.

 

Granted, the smallest person in the world grew 5 feet.
I wish that my name was "Keyofdoor".

 

Granted, though it will never be your name in real life, only on the interwebz.

I wish I knew what to eat...

 

Granted! You eat poison.
I wish