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Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Catguy19, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted

    I wish keyofdoor finished his wish.
     
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  2. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, a frying pan landed on your face, shattering your nose, to which the pieces were driven trough the skull and into the brain, filling it with blood and then...
    You survived miraculously but now, you are forever paralyzed, but still with the ability to feel and caught in your mind. You fill your days in a special clinic where scientist preform experiments on you without any form of painkillers. These experiments go from shock treatment to vivisection. You grasp your last breath as you lay in the corner of the clinic, in your own excrement, facing a wall and thinking, "I had to be more specific".

    I wish I had a piplup.
     
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  3. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, it attacks you.
    I wish to be your wife.
     
  4. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, we got divorced and I took all your assets.

    I wish for an unfulfillable wish.
     
  5. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, it came true.
    I wish for Fairy God Parents.
     
  6. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, though you get anti-wanda.
    [​IMG]

    I wish the stores were open.
     
  7. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, they all sell atoms for 9 Trillion Euro each.
    I wish you knew the difference between an Anti-Fairy and a Fairy.
     
  8. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, but you forgot the difference. Keyofdoor is confused. It hurt itself in its confusion.

    I wish KAG had it's SNES module already.
     
  9. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, your computer blows up and your eyes melt.
    I wish
    דרקוניםأحرق > La seva Դեմքը.
     
  10. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, your pet dragon had acid reflux, and by the share heat it burned his throat, causing him to cough and that burned your house down. While your house was on fire, parts of the buildings collapsed on you, causing you to get trapped and burned alive, to a bacon like crisp. The coughing of your pet dragon caused his face to get burned. In his rage, he saw your burned bacon like corpse, ate it; was satisfied and spontaneously self combusted.

    I wish to know what country you are from.
     
  11. synthesispandabot

    synthesispandabot Bison Rider

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    Granted

    I want this thread all to myself
     
  12. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, but you get a post all to yourself.

    I wish the next persons wish to be fulfilled with corruption.
     
  13. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted
    I wish this wish would be corrupted.
     
  14. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    I'm going to leave this one to the others, I'm curious to find out what other people will say. :p
     
  15. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Wish granted, but you had no idea it was corrupted.
    I wish for a bar of chocolate
     
  16. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, you die from obesity and diabetes.

    I wish people stop quoting previous post in this thread, even if I gonna die for this reason. :p
     
  17. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, you died, but still got quoted. :p
     
  18. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    I wish I could care less.
     
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  19. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, you car of nothing, and finally die of starvation. Cause you care of nothing.

    I wish Grimwaltz and keyofdoor die for not stopping quoting in this thread.
     
  20. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, they become super mega god zombies and kill you for killing them.
    I wish I had a pony.