Corrupt a wish!

Granted, instead Apple's Steve Jobs invented BSoD. He became famous for it and washed the economy with his money to create another crisis. Supporting Apple with his own money, he gave the entire world computers and the ability to work for him in underpayment. As such, he became a renowned dictator and the main head of the economic flow. The world fell into darkness... Untill... Dennis Ritchie came to save the day! Kicking Steve Jobs in the nuts and punching his evil plans back into the past. He used his magical C and UNIX, to spellbind Steve Jobs and be lost forever in his own illusions. GO DENNIS RITCHIE!




I wish the cryptic manuscript "The Voynich Manuscript" would be explained and it's history know and explained.

 

Wish granted, now one of his colleuges invented it

I wish for Aveyond

 

Granted, you live in a J-RPG, but you are just a poor farmer. The Dark Beast decided to destroy your village of 5 habitants for giving support to the Chosen One.

I wsh that living in an RPG was cooler.

 

Granted, we enter now in an infintiy wish loop, that just make no sense.

I wish I had made the same wish as the previous person.

 

granted, you ended the wishing loop and created a wishing black hole. All wishes from now on are corrupted and deformed when read as they passed trough the black hole. Your wish was deformed to "I wish I had the same fish as the previous person" and got a...

Spoiler

I wish I went to the moon. ^^

 

Wish granted, but the man on the moon hates you, and you are currently dieing a painful death

I wish for a better laptop

 

Wish granted, but your wish was interpreted as "I wish for a bladder laptop" as it urinated all over your face every time you type something.

I wish Bubbels from the power puff girls was real.

 

Granted, Bubbels form the powerpuff is now real, but the power puff show do not exist. She just end up acting in the p**n film industry.

I wish we could build bridge with solid rainbow.

 

Wish granted.
Oh by the way, it was made in Hong Kong and breaks, you are now plummeting to your death and will hit the earth any second now

I wish my laptop wasn't a bladder laptop

 

Granted you got a new laptop. But you OS is a bluescreen of death.

I wish I got some dumpling to eat now.

 

Wish granted, but dew to the effects of the black hole, your wish deformed to "I wish I got some dump to eat now". You were given dump to eat, and forced to eat it for eternity, until you explode and all the crap within flies across a vast area.

I wish I had the porn movie with Bubbels. XD

 

Granted, refer to rule 34.

I wish to... hum... have have a romance with Major Motoko Kusanagi.

 

Granted, but you find out that she's only a cosplayer... an ugly, fat, cosplayer...

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

Granted. Now you are over active, do about 10 things in the same time. You finally die of cocaïne overdose and work stress.

I wish I could play every day with Strathos.

 

Granted, you play with Strathos every day. *wink wink*
Games are not of the order in this kind of "playing"

I wish I had a cool car.

 

Granted, but your car climatisation make your car so cool, that you freeze to death all the year.

I wish that I could instabuild entire tower.

 

Granted, Now by freezing the game and time, you have the ability to instabuild an entire tower. You create an amazing castle with this new found power, to show off. But because when pausing time, blocks don't fall, and blocking gameplay, the blocks don't stick, when you turn off your power, the entire castle collapses and destroys your team. Your castle was so big, that it kept falling down and crushing your team. You think it was a bug so you try it again a few times. Until a guard suddenly freezes you, and asks you to testify. You explain about this magical power up. The guard goes on IRC guard chat and mumbels some stuff to eachother... The verdict; "Chinizz, you are now banned from all master servers for hacking, exploiting and griefing. This ban is permanent. Also your premium membership is revoked." And so you lay in bed, wheeping... forver kaglone...

I wish I knew what the new classes will be in the future KAG updates.

 

Granted, you know what are the next updates. But Geti, MM and Shad decide to kill you, to keep it secret.

I wish there is a love emote on kag.

 

Granted, it's a broken heart emote.

I wish Build345 and 346 weren't so buggy.