Corrupt a wish!

Granted, build 345 and 346 aren't so buggy. But now your computer are buggy, cause of virus, trojan, and worms. You have to change computer. So sad for you, you lose all you data, and your working paper of 657 pages for your German Philosophy PhD.

I wish my heart wasn't broken by a broken heart emote.

 

Granted, the broken heart emote was removed, same as your heart. And so, you died.

I wish for something bad.

 

Granted. You are happy in your life forever. When I say forever mean, that you also live forever. FOREVER. YOU UNDERSTAND. AFTER 9^999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years, you finally found out that being happy FOREVER is not this funny. And maybe a bit boring. You decide to join a ctf, but unfortunately, there is no one to play kag with you.

I wish I have a tent.

 

Granted, but you got a castle instead. WHY? Because I'm happy. :)

I wish my cat could play the piano.

 

Granted, your piano could play the cat now. WHY? Because I'm happy. :p

I wish a car could buy me.

 

Granted, you're in Russia.

I wish I could see my cat be played by a piano. :p

 

Granted, your piano see you being played by your cat.

I wish Russia was not this big and this far, so I could go there every day and eat some good russian food.

 

Granted, Your country shrunk and was placed next to Russia, all Russian currency is pulled out of the world and only acquirable in Russia. You lose all your money on your way to a exchange booth.

I wish my cat wasn't such a player.

 

Wish not granted. But now you got fricadelle.

I wish I know what Belgian put in fricadelle, because of this.

 

Granted, Most people say it's chicken/pig meat/horse meat, etc. Most certainly the big industry food makers.
Though it's generally believed that a fricandell consist's of all the meat that couldn't be sold on the markets. Pig snouts/ears/tails/feet, Horse penis, Cow udders, etc.
Though now industry food makers swear this isn't true and local butchers no longer sell fricandell, it is still generally believed to be consisting of these items. Why? Because in history, it truly was what was listed above. Oh, and after you have read this, you forget it again.

I wish to know where you are from.

 

Granted, I'm from the Forest of Brocéliande somewhere in Bretagne, amongst Unicorns. :p

I wish to be able bomb jump as a hammer class.

 

Granted, You got gibbed.

I wish my wish got corrupted.

 

Damn, I tired, I think I gonna sleep. Wish not granted.

I wish I could get 1000 post and 1000 likes before summer.

 

granted, but you'll have to work for it.
sleep well :)

I wish I slept well. ^^

 

Wish Granted, but as a forgotten, ancient law states that every good event must have a bad event, every slumber you take is fitful, and plagued with visions of these things too horrible to mention.
I wish that my feet didn't hurt

 

Granted, you have no feet now.

I wish that feet still could walk without feet.

 

Granted, he was renamed Chinizz and walked on his hands.

I wish the sun was another color.

 

Granted, it is now black. However, it does not emit heat anymore, and we all slowly and painfully freeze to death
I wish my name wasn't Chinizz

 

Granted, you have no name now. Police man ask you to show your ID card for a control, but as you have no name, you have no ID. You go inoto jail. Wish corrupted.

I wish everyone love each other.

 

granted, everyone loves each other, but you're not invited to anything. Because everyone loves each other, you find no girlfriend and no friends. You live forever alone. Because of the massive loving, we get a giant baby boom, so that the world no longer can support the creatures on it's surface. In a sudden flash, the earth turns into a heart shaped explosion, and disappears. They have been saved by god's love. But the only place remaining is a piece of grass land and a wooden hut. You live there. Not accepted in god's future as you have no one to love. You remain there forever... Forever alone.

I wish to name, no name, something sweet.