Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but as I have understand nothing about your wish, I decide to kill you.

I wish, there were more people on the Spamcan, and that I am the real king of the Spamcan.

 

Granted you were sent into an endless loop of Chinizz clones eventually making you, the only person in Spamcan, and therefor by default are the king of Spamcan.

I wish I was a duckling.

 

Granted, but you are the ugly duckling. When you grow up, you'll become a swan, but be eaten, 'cuz who doesn't like swan pie
I wish I had a name

 

While wishing for thine wish, your wish got corrupted, and your pronunciation was distorted. You wish you were lame. And such, was granted to you. You are now Lame.

I wish for Chinizz kidney's to make a kidney pie.

 

Granted, but it was diseaced, and by taking it out you saved Chinizz, but you ate it and you died
I wish I wasn't Lame

 

While wishing, you swallowed a fly, Coughing loudly you utterd: "I wish I wasn't *cough cough* t *cough cough* ame. Granted. You no longer are tame, and turned into a wild men. You no longer posses the ability to read and write. Conversation has become a hard task to deliver.

I wish I knew how Chinizz survived without kidney's...

 

Ganted, you discoverd, that in fact, Chinizz is not one person, but an army of clone. Chinizz just have to kill one of his clone and take the kidney he need. By the way, he decide to kill you, for discovering his secret.

I wish I have secret.

 

Wish not granted.Sorry but due to internet we know every thing we can possibly know about you :P

I wish i knew what is so top secret in the new update.

 

Granted, it's the top.

I wish for a trap.

 

No, you dont.


I wish that I can fly.

 

No, you don't.


I wish I was a charizard

 

What's that? xD?

I wish i was a cat.

 

This is a charizard. It's a pokémon. You became one.

I wish I met Hermoine Granger.

 

Wish Granted.
You somehow piss her off and she casts Avada Kadavra on you. You dead.
I wish Kater wasn't that dragon pokemon thingy

 

Granted, instead being a pokemon thigny, it is a digimon thingy.

I wish I don't have to get up from my bed today.

 

Granted, the bed sticks to your back the entire day.

I wish I wasn't so bored atm...

 

Wish Granted. You are now not bored. However, you now get bored a lot quicker now and now you are always bored.

I wish for a pillow pet. You know, It's a pillow, It's a pet, It's a Pillow Pet.

 

Granted.

I wish for a fishstick.

 

Granted, you're not gay now.

I wish I could have a space pegatigercorn.

 

Granted. You got space popcorn, sprinkled with THC.

I wish I was a pirate.