Corrupt a wish!

Granted but the pony is a maneatin pony that eats you.

I wish i had some buffalo wings.

 

You have buffalo wings, but they come shredded with barely and feathers/means of flying.

I wish for a half decent computer

PS I found Perimeter!

 

granted, but your computer is a mac :D

i wish i could read, write, and speak in many languages.

 

You are now able to read write and speak uh, *googles* Varhadi-Nagpuri, Godwari, Swahili, Hmong, and Yi. Yay?
I wish for a pony that doesn't eat me D:<

 

Pickled_heretic... Do you get the game? A Mac is probably better than any PC i'd have wished for. xD
Acavado. You get a pony that doesn't eat you, but it has no limbs.

I wish the circle was complete.

 

Damn ninja.

Your wish has been granted, but the circle is now a pie.
I wish that my wish will not be granted.

 

I keep winning! First a mac, now a pie!

Anyway, your wish is granted, but you start to lose your hair.... everywhere.

I wish for tickets to Pendulum.

 

eh, to each his own... a lot of people would have found that to be a funny joke though.

 

Wish granted, but the place is attacked by terrorists, ending your life.

I wish people would shut up.

PS: I would take a PC over a Mac any day. They are just more expensive, not better.

 

Wish granted. Unfortunately everyone writes to you what they were going to say.

I wish for a hovercar with a laser on the front.

 

Granted, but the laser pushes the car backwards against the engine's forward movement. You remain motionless.

I wish for In-Game KAG music.

 

Wish granted, but the music is so loud it pierces your ears and you become deaf.

I wish I could run a marathon.

 

wish granted, but you are still to lazy to do it.

I wish for a better brother.

 

Granted, but your better brother is only 5cm tall. You come across his squashed carcass while looking for a spare lighter under your bed, right by your bloodied slippers.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

Granted, now its hailing instead.

I wish i had a permanent job instead of temp work..

 

Granted you work on the streets.

I wish i didn't have a beard.

 

Granted, you now have 20 cm long nosehair.

I wish my boner would end.

 

Granted, your boner is now gone. Sadly you no longer have any wood to build a ladder over the enemy wall. Slowly your team is dying out.

I wish that someone would bring me a hot cup of coffee.

 

Wish granted (and i did actually "What the hell?" at this) but you are forced to drink this for the rest of your life, and can eat or drink nothing but that.

I wish i had a photo memory and the ability for my brain not to kill itself because of mass amounts of stuff i have seen.