Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you fly into space and suffocate. Too easy.

I wish the last two wishes of the fourth person above this post didn't come true.

 

Agreed, Chapx will not have Geti like his post, and he will not receive his image of a turtle.

I wish I had a bag of chips.

 

granted but the bag of chips is full of shit

i wish the one that corrupt my wish have a profile picture of a turtle

 

Granted, a pan falls on you and splinters your skull, making you unable to do anything but feel, test are condutcted on you, you can not scream, or move, but you feel pain, you can't see, smell, hear, or taste.

 

and your wish is

 

Granted, you get your penis stuck in the sink, then the garbage disposal turns on.
I wish that this wish will be corrupted.

 

MAKE A FUCKING WISH.

Please?

 

lrn2read
On a non spam note,
Granted, the planet now knows you as the worst person to ever live.
I wish people could read.

 

granted but all the people are blind

i wish i could walk :( ... ON WATER!

 

Granted, but then you sink due to your lack of faith.

I wish I had a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblelicious.
(and some skittles)

 

Granted, but the candy explodes in your mouth.

I wish I had an awesome custom title.

 

Granted, but no one can see it

i wish to eat a fish

 

you idiot, you edited that post after I made that wish, and then you make me look like an idiot?

Spoiler

 

If someone posts after you post, then you shouldn't be able to go back and edit it. Unless you're a KAG gard. ;)

EDIT: @xchapx, Granted, you take a bite but it is too hot, and steam makes its way out of your ears.

I wish I could corrupt Templar's nonexistent wish.

 

Wow Spoilerception
I agree with this thread and Knights Comment

 

I wish that it would rain cotton candies.

 

Granted, but it rains for days and every1 gets crushed under huge amounts of cotton candy....EAT GOD DAMMIT

i wish people would actually post WISHES again.
now there are a bunch of corrupts without wishes

 

granted,...but your dog dies

i wish too have a box with infinite muffins :D

 

Granted, but it gets crushed in a garbage dump when you mistake it for a shoebox.

I wish for a custom title that everyone can see. :p

 

granted but no one can talk or write about it

i wish some one post a video about the character of my profile