Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but then you become Golem and go crazy because you lost your birthday present.

I wish I were as clever as the Old Spice commercial guy. :(

 

Your wish is granted but your head explodes.

I wish i had a bajillion $'s.

 

Granted, but your $bajillion is burned in a fire, and you don't have insurance.

I wish my head didn't explodes.

 

Wish granted but your not as clever as the Old Spice commercial guy anymore.

I wish my little sister wasn't so annoying.

 

Granted, now you annoy everyone you meet and lose all your friends

I wish I could play golf like a pro

 

stop destroying this thread.... Person below me, use the person above me, (last time i do this)

 

Wish granted but you lose your favored arm and can't play golf anymore.

I wish i was the Doctor's next companion.

 

Granted, but you are the companion of a TV program, you die in pain after realising the ugly truth.

I wish that the person below me wouldn't corrupt my wish making the person below the person below me corrupt the person below me which is the person below the person below me to which why apples are green before ripe and Neptune was the result of Chuck Norris mixing oxygen and Adam has three apples and he takes away one, calculate the area of the sun

 

Your wish is granted.

I wish i understood your wish.

 

you didn't corrupt my wish! I WIN!
I'm going to continue this.

Your wish is granted, but after discovering my true intentions, you die because I like Pie.
I wish that no one would understand my wish at page 25

 

Your wish is granted except for one person that will remain nameless.

I wish i was 7 feet tall.

 

granted, but a bulldozer lands on you for no apparent explanation, you die.
I wish you could gain posts from posting in the Spamcam.

 

Wish granted but you forget your password and have to start over.

I wish i had every video game ever.

 

granted, but you get crushed under all those games.
I wish that I wouldn't wish anymore

 

Wish granted but then you find a Jeanie in a bottle and wish for unlimited wishes.

I wish that i never had to sleep ever again.

 

Wish granted. You become a zombie cuz zombie's never sleep

I wish for a lotto ticket

 

Wish granted you get a lotto ticket but it didn't win anything.

I wish i could fly.

 

Wish granted. You turned into a bird. Which got eaten by another bird.

I wish that I grew wings but couldn't fly.

 

Wish granted you turned into an Emu.

I wish i was an alien.

 

Granted, but you arrived on Earth and everyone said: OMFG !@*&!#F%^ KILL IT Thus, you died.

(Hoorah for post #500!)

I wish that I knew what new avatar I want to change to.