Corrupt a wish!

Wish granted. But you lose the ability to speak English and no one knows that the dinocorn is you. You get captured by the army and locked up in a zoo for the rest of eternity.

I wish i was the Doctor's next companion.

 

Wish granted, you are now the companion of the Doctor Whooves.

I wish that Derpy is my friend and my personnal post pegassus.

 

Wish granted Derpy becomes your friend and then she accidentally pushes you off a cliff ..cus well Derpy.

i wish 2+2 would equal 7

 

wish granted however the process of which it would equal 7 is so inumerable and vast that it causes your head to explode

i wish demons would rain down from hell

 

Granted, but all the demons die of either laughter or the sheer fail of the threadromancer. Seriously, please don't do this.

I wish that people would read the rules. >_<

 

wish granted now they read and then ignore the rules.

i wish i had a wish

 

Wish granted, your wish is to have a wish, you are now stuck in an infinite loop.

I wish all the lost classic Doctor Who episodes were found.

 

Wish granted, but I taped over them.

I wish for a banana tree

 

Wish granted, you get a banana tree but king kong comes and eats the whole tree.

I wish series 7 of Doctor Who would hurry up and air.

 

wish granted it sucks its not even about the doctor its a whole season about a old man in a wheelchair.

i wish i had a the fastest car in the world.

 

Wish granted but it has shitty gas mileage and a broken air conditioner.

I wish the next guy wouldn't corrupt my wish.

 

wish granted.

i wish the next guy would corrupt MechaTrickster's wish.

 

Granted, but now MechaTrickster has to corrupt your wish.

I wish I had a Load O' Donuts.

 

Wish granted, but sadly an error poped up and the donut making machine overloaded your order and you got 5000000004 more donuts then you originally wanted and due to your vast wont for donuts you died from eating them all is 7.8 seconds.
I want a peanut.

 

Too bad.
I WISH for a peanut.

 

Too bad.
I want some more donuts. :p

 

Too bad.
I wish for a Batmobile.

 

Wish granted. You lose both of your parents, you develop a severe depression that lasts for several years. You then are forced to defend a city at night and maintain a multimillion dollar industry by day for the rest of your able bodied life.

I wish that i had the ability to flatulate sonic booms out of my rectum.