Corrupt a wish!

Wish granted, but now they can glitch through any 1-block wide wall by slashing at it.

I wish I could paint the image I have on my brains on paper by just looking at it.

 

ur wish is granted but crueal demons arise from tha grond and steal watercolor paints from nerby school children while hooking up science and evil instruments to your brain in order to properly red the image to paint it

i wish i could flounder in the creak waters nearby without getting wet.

 

Wish granted, but he is overwhelmed by the popularity and commits suicide.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, but you can only fly in circles.

I wish I was ilaks.

 

Wish not granted, because that is against the rules, and I say so.

I wish I could eat how ever much food I want without gaining an ounce.

 

Wish granted, however you gain several hundread tonnes each time you eat.

I wish I had the stitches out of my toe.

 

Granted, the stitches leave your toe and land on your nose.

I wish Valky was really Jennie June.

 

ur wish is granted, but you will always be uncertain forevermore until the earthes crakc into three pieces.

i wish i could conjur gilla lizards from my hands upon my enemy and having an antidote so that theyt will come to me for the pleasure of being unpoisoned and ppay me moneys.

 

Granted, but they pay a piddling amount in polish zloty. The gilla lizards are also half-blind, hilarity ensues.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

 

Granted but The Genie is an ass who doesn't grant wishes.

I wish for world peace

 

Granted, you get a small amount of wealth. 2 free McDonalds Meals.

I wish I had rainbow-colored bacon strips.

 

Granted. But the bacon is colored with lead based paint.

I wish for the ability to materialize any food with my eyes.

 

Granted, but your culinary universe is so limited, you can only summon double cheeseburgers and fried chips. You die from coronary failure at age 35.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...