Corrupt a wish!

Jokes on you, it's shining again.

 

I wish people wouldn't deviate from the forum games when making commentary.

 

Well, you just did that yourself.

 

I'm going to start this again, seeing as Monsteri and Apronymous messed it up.

I wish more people liked me.

 

To be fair, Lieber began it by adding no wish.

Your wish isn't granted because you are a mole and no one likes moles.

I wish moar people played KAB ;~;

 

You're wish is granted, but they're all griefers.
I wish I wasn't on Foremole's blame-list.

 

You aren't anymore, but I reward my blame-listers with free jewels I mined (cause I'm a mole) in order to make them change their ways.

I wish SkyDoesMinecraft stopped telling people to call gold butter.

 

Wish granted, now SkyDoesMinecraft is telling everyone to call iron butter.

I wish you were part of MOLE.

 

Your wish is granted, but the conversation still derails.
I wish I wasn't eating dry cereal.

 

I can't grant your wish.

I wish I could grant Lieber's wish.

 

Your wish is granted, note your past tense.
I wish I hadn't sneezed into my cereal bowl (with a bloody nose) and thrown it out (DAMN YOU PROPHET LIEBER!)

 

Wish granted. You didn't throw it out and ate your bloody cereal.

I wish I was an awesome drawer.

 

Your wish is granted, but all you can draw is "awesome".
I wish my wish corruption was expressed properly.

 

Wish granted, but no one cares about you wish corruption anymore.

I wish my iPod had more memory.

 

Granted, It has so much memory that it is too heavy to carry and now you have to use it in a hole in the floor.
I wish for a golden potato that is incorruptible by wishes

 

Granted, its corrupted by blood

I wish I was back in US with a computer

 

You go back to the US with your computer on a plane, but the plane was Hijacked and they ram you into the White house blowing up the capitol. Brutal death ...

I wish I took my helmet off in outer space