Corrupt a wish!

Granted. Your brain gets eaten by zombies.

I wish I had all the Sims 3 expansion packs.

 

Your wish is granted, but you never had them at the same time.
I wish I could see the top image in feet's signature.

 

The top of the signature is a horrible looking zombie face and thats why it shows the feet.

i wish I could draw feet on a peice of paper

 

You're wish is granted, but you get on the wrong flight (somehow) and end up in Istanbul.
I wish I knew where Istanbul is.

 

Granted. You're stuck there.

I wish I knew how to pick a lock.

 

Granted. You chose not to, though.

I wish Batman Arkham Origins was already released.

 

Granted, but after 2 hours of not posting anything, you died of nervous finger twitching.

I wish I had a life. :c

 

Granted, you stole it from someone else, enjoy eventually getting found out.
I wish I knew the non-abbreviated meaning of MOLE, instead of all of these backronymic explanations people are giving.

 

Granted, But you learn the real meaning is "Men Overboard Laughing Ecstatically ."

I wish my fucking bloody post for Mystagon was here but Apronymous had to post in between mine

 

Granted, your statement seems to exude loathing to the extent that this is corrupt on it's own.
I wish I knew what Pecola1033's avatar was about.

 

Apronymous, your wish is granted . . . but then you actually found out what it is DUN DUN DUN

I wish that I had a new computer! . . .

 

Your wish is granted, but it's broken.
I wish Anti-Matter had used an ellipsis character for his ellipses rather than typing out the ellipsis marks.

 

Granted, But he then he becomes a spell cheak like you...

i wish YO MAMA WAS NOT FAT

 

Your wish is granted, but as that didn't do anything you wasted your wish.
I wish that I hadn't wished this wish.

 

Your wish is granted, but then, you got your wish granted.

I wish that Apronymous did not make his wish.

 

Your wish is granted, but it hits the wrong wish. I wish that guy in the #kag channel with the name "you" got pinged less often.

 

Granted. You get pinged a lot more though.

I wish my brother didn't leech all the Internet usage.