Corrupt a wish!

Granted but he ignored you and then felt guilty about ignoring you so guilty that he threw him self of a ledge and killed him self. grats you just drove some one to suicide.

i wish a meteor would fall from space and wipe out the north poll.

 

Granted, the north pole get's wiped so hard that it goes out; nothing else of note occurs.
I wish you'd used the word someone rather than the words some and one.

 

Wish granted how ever me using the word someone instead of some one is the first sign of the apocalypse. The world burns millions of people die or worse and its all cuz you had to be a grammar nazi thanks.

I wish the polar bears would rise up agents humanity.

 

Granted. However, polar bears don't have any agents.

I wish for a nice cold willnotkillme drink.

 

Granted. It's nice cold willputthosewhodrinkinacomaandtheirfamiliestoo drink.

I wish I knew how to wield a katana.

 

Granted, but I accidently shoot stab your eye out.
I wish that MCrypa had had a nice cold will|put|those|who|drink|in|a|coma|and|their|families|too drink, instead of a nice cold willputthosewhodrinkinacomaandtheirfamiliestoo drink. [/humanitarianism]

 

Granted, you're not funny.

I wish a Beta would speed up the progress, it's kinda boring with some 'hilarious' bugs

 

Granted, Beta speeds up the process, the developers do not.
I wish your avatar wasn't so creepy.

 

Granted, Its now a pretty bitchin' pony.

I wish Danelle bradbery didnt win the voice I HATE HER

 

Granted, she actully win more than that...

I wish there wouldnt be so much hackers in this game

 

Granted, now there's much more hackers in real life. Hey, I wonder why your bank balance is zero?

I wish that sharks weren't as evil

 

Granted, they are now hyper-intellegent and rule the world

I wish that the person below is gay

P.S. I dont have a bank account, so fail to you

 

Granted. I'm now gay.
I wish I had a willnotaffectmeoranyoneIknownegatively cold drink.

 

Granted, Everyone you dont know is now negatively hating on you.

I wish i knew which witch took my watch and switched it with another witchs watch.

 

Granted, it's that imaginary witch from down the street.
I wish I that the next person to post here learns the pain of having a (horrible stinging) carbonated beverage sprayed out of their nose.

 

Granted. I went on Wikipedia and found it was quite enjoyable. Also, now I know Australia looks a lot like Antarctica.

I wish Wikipedia was always right.

 

Granted, Wikipedia is now never left.
I wish I knew how feet's wish granting corresponded to my former wish.

 

Granted. He learned it through reading.
I wish I knew how Pecola's wish granting corresponded to my former wish.

 

Granted, but nobody got brains

I wish I could have a cookie... CLOSER THAN I CAN REACH