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Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Catguy19, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, now you fail faster.

    I wish the Trampolines weren't voodoo.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 27, 2014
    #681
  2. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

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    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 27, 2014
    #682
  3. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, for some reason you're really into noodling.

    I wish people still occasionally got UnnamedPlayer by servers.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 27, 2014
    #683
  4. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but I'll always be under an alt, so people won't know it's me.

    I wish I could decide which one of the two master pieces below is better

     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 27, 2014
    #684
  5. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, the better one is better.

    I wish this was less of a circlejerk.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 27, 2014
    #685
  6. Hermap

    Hermap Haxor

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    Granted, but now it's back to being a circlejerk.
    I wish I had a sandwich, cause I'm hungry and what not...
     
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2014
    Hermap, Mar 27, 2014
    #686
  7. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted. You have a sandwich, but the sandwich is hungry too and manage to eat you.

    I wish I had more time.
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2014
    Chinizz, Mar 28, 2014
    #687
  8. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but you keep wasting it, just like you're doing now

    I wish we could outsource fat people to africa (2 birds, one stone...)
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 28, 2014
    #688
  9. Vampire

    Vampire Haxor Staff Alumni Tester
    1. Stone Masons (Builder Guild) - [SM] - (Recruiting)
    2. supr sekrit cln [skrt]
    3. Zen Laboratories

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    granted. All the fat people go to Africa but they join Kony's militia

    I wish for someone to grant my wish with a side effect.
     
    Vampire, Mar 28, 2014
    #689
  10. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, I get to make a wish.

    I wish I got more than 40-ish alerts in a given day.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 28, 2014
    #690
  11. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor

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    Granted, you can't take the overflow of alerts and you commit suicide.

    I wish that I was in the land of Ooo with Finn and Jake.
     
    SJD360, Apr 1, 2014
    #691
  12. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    That takes place in the distant future, but unless you're on these forums thorugh magoc you're in the same world already.
    I wish Hella would respond to our chess game more promptly.
     
    Apronymous, Apr 1, 2014
    #692
  13. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but you end up losing it.

    I wish dogs could use the toilet
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Apr 2, 2014
    #693
  14. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, humans can't.
     
    Apronymous, Apr 2, 2014
    #694
  15. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, all of your dreams from now on shall include extra portions of me.

    I wish I had a glass of milk and a chocolate biscuit.
     
    Hella, Apr 2, 2014
    #695
  16. Sirpixelot

    Sirpixelot Base Burner
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

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    Granted, your Milk was made of horse sperms and the chocolate biscuit... well.. you know what that is. xD

    I wish to have more wishes tbh.
     
    Sirpixelot, Apr 2, 2014
    #696
  17. 101i

    101i Haxor Forum Moderator Tester

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    and all those wishes are corrupted aswell of course.

    I wish for a plate of horse shit for dinner <3
     
    101i, Apr 2, 2014
    #697
  18. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, but you're no longer a hippophiliac.
     
    Apronymous, Apr 2, 2014
    #698
  19. Sirpixelot

    Sirpixelot Base Burner
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    Granted everything you wished for...

    I kinda want some pants.
     
    Sirpixelot, Apr 2, 2014
    #699
  20. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    You get a skirt.

    I don't want to be tired, but I also don't want to sleep.
     
    Apronymous, Apr 2, 2014
    #700
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