Corrupt a wish!

Wish granted. Government spies then catch on to you and assassinate you before you fully realize your full abilities. As you die, the random thoughts and memories flooding your failing brain then proceed to tear a hole in everything. Think dividing by zero, but divided by zero.

I wish that the next person's reason for my wish failing is reversed.

 

.esnes ekam yllear t'nseod ti dna hsiw diputs a s'tI .detnarG

.elahw a eb dluoc I hsiw I

 

Granted, but without realising, you end up in Taiji, Japan at the height of the whaling season. You die from the wounds of one thousand harpoons.

I wish I could grow a pair.

 

Your wish is granted, Hella, but you are deathly afraid of treasure.


I wish I could quicksave and quickload on a whim (I can save before I do something, and load if I didn't like the outcome)

 

Wish granted, yet, because of your laziness, it is changed to "I wish I didn't have arms to be able to type this wish". You now don't have arms.

I wish for KAG without any bugs *crosses fingers*

 

Wish granted, but you will never be alive to see this day coming.

I wish to be a flying rainbow unicorn !

 

Granted, but every time you fart a rainbow laser shoots out and destroys cities and kills thousands of people. Over the years you become consumed with guilt and vow to stop farting. The gases stay inside you, and the pressure grows until one day you explode and kill half the worlds population and yourself in the process.

I wish I was likeable

 

Ok we get some crazy ones but that's just absurd.

I wish fishes were wishes.

 

granted, but then a terrorist wishes to revive osama bin laden which then wishes nuclear weapons.

i wish i could code my own game :3
oh and a giant choco-cookie

 

Granted. You code the greatest game ever about choco-cookies, however the AI is too good. It quickly manages to make it's own virus which assumes control of 80% of the worlds computers. The other 20% explode causing severe burns to 13 Caribbean Chipmunks. Having lost control of the game you rush to save the world, however a dying Caribbean Chipmunk distracts you as the robots take over the world.

I wish I was a Caribbean Squirrel

 

Wish granted, Unfortunately when you taste some nuts you can not get over them, you become obese and can no longer move.

I wish I was king of all potatoes. (Honestly i do not know why i came up with that.)

 

Wish granted, unfortunately, as you are the biggest and the tastiest of all potatoes around the world and detain the absolute knowledge of the perfect Belgian (French) fries, you became the prey of all the cook of the world. Then begin the slaughter of your folk by the rapacious cook army, who want to catch you and make the best ever perfect Belgian (French) Fries of all the time. Caught by remorse, seeing your deeply wounded and beloved people dying, you decide to sacrifice yourself, and you end up in a hot oil bath in a dark and dirty snack somewhere in Europe... Bad for you, and your folk is still slain, cut in little pieces and eaten around the world !

I wish, if you were the King of all potatoes, that I can eat you with a big and cold beer, since you are the best potatoes ever.

 

wish granted but for some reason potatoes and big cold beers dont react well and make you so fat you cant walk so you will have to roll which is a mayor problem if you want to go downhill/stairs.

i wish i could fus ro dah people

 

You are not surrounded by grammatical ignorami, but now you are surrounded by people who spend their time speaking in the most annoying, yet grammatically correct, accent while talking about the thing that most annoys you.

I wish I wasn't this awesome

 

Granted. Africa becomes the worlds bread basket, and produces over 80% of the worlds food supply. However a devastating drought hits and food supplies run low. Wheat and other products are in scarce supply. In your desperate quest for food you make a deal with the devil. You trade your soul for a donut.

I wish the Flying Spaghetti Monster was real.

 

Wish granted, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exist in the physical world now, but alas, second after his apparition, he get stabbed by the Invisible Pink Unicorn, cause there is only one god in the world, and this god his Her Pinkness.

I wish everyone know the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.