Corrupt a wish!

You get vodka but several russians with AK 47s run in, beat you up, pop your balls and shoot you in stomach before stealing all the vodka.

I wish ponies were real.

 

Granted. However, they were savoured for their rarity and unique taste, and so were hunted to extinction many years ago.

I wish bronies were not real.

 

Granted, they all become ponies and performs acts of sex in the street.

I wish god was a pony.

 

Granted, but everyone hunts him down to extintion because of you wonderful and unique flavor.

I wish I had Shad's chin.

EDIT: Ninje'd Worm and Hella : D

 

Granted, God is a pony, but he is a spiteful god and casts all brony-ponies into hell. Permanently. Forever.

I wish MLP was actually a program documenting war, where all the main characters die, repeatedly.

Dammit, also Ninja'd.

Granted, Worm, but the russians bearhug you.... TO DEATH! AHAHAHAHA-*ahem*

My above wish still stands.

 

Granted, but pinkie pie revives and breaks the 4th wall causing a zombie apocalypse.

I wish everyone had pony avatars.

 

Granted, but the unicorn is also virtually deaf, and when you ask it for some pie, it thinks you actually asked to die in firey flames. An easy mistake to make.

I wish that KAG was actually in 5d.

(Also, Rainbows, your wish was granted!)

 

Granted, but now you have to work all day fixing boring master server issues, so you don't have time to play the game. You're also in charge of buying MM coffe and bear underwear.

I wish I could learn programmation without having to study;

 

Granted, but now you're deaf and the acid gives you painfull headaches.

I wish a perfect cookie that will only make good to me.

 

Granted but it is sentient and kills you.

I wish Red Alert was ponies.

 

Granted, but the war depicted in the game is now one of mutual annihilation, so everyone else (who isn't a pony) wins.

I wish I were allowed to change my avatar again, thus abandoning Rainbows previous wish.