Fortunate/Unfortunately Story

Unfortunately, the world shrink down to the islands and the island is now inhabited by the world while GrimWaltz is swimming in sea.

 

Fortunately, GrimWaltz gets eaten by a shark

 

Unfortunately the island's name was Atlantis

 

Fortunately, Grimwatlz was on the volcano of Atlantis, the day, when Atlantis dissapear in the depth of the sea. Grimwaltz died a second time to make sure that he is really dead.

 

Unfortunately, the only thing that died, was the shark.

 

Fortunately, the shark is raised to life. Now a zombie shark bent on world domination, it takes its first step toward dictatorship by eating GrimWaltz, making the rest of us so happy at this turn of events that we euthanize ourselves with overload of happiness hormones.

 

Unfortunately, the zombie shark has complete world domination.

 

Fortunately, Grimwaltz is definitively dead.

 

Unfortunately, GrimWaltz is a zombie, and is hellbent of taking revenge on us

 

Fortunately, Feet wasn't harmed during GrimWaltz's hellbent revenge.

 

Unfortunately, the now zombified Grim corpse has lost most control over his arm motor nerves, and as he strikes his arm out to kill Feet, his hand whips back and decapitates himself.

 

Fortunately, Grimwaltz is not in the spamcam anymore, and now we can freely breath.

 

Unfortunately, I whip out my Barrett M82 and snipe yo ass.

 

Fortunately, due to the gravitational pull of the now made-up planet on which this event is occurring, the Barrett's bullet pierces Chinizz's ass and comes 'round the world to snipe yo ass right back at ya.

 

Fortunately, I got predator drones, and I use it to blow you up.

 

Unfortunately; the story ends here.

 

Fortunately, it is on the spamcam, so no guard gonna close this thread.

 

Unfortunately, it is actually spancan so a guard's afixin' to close dis here thread.

 

Unfortunately all of the guards are captured in my basement, and forced to do my bidding.

 

Fortunately, all teh guards have escaped because KnightGabe13 has heroically rescued them from ur basement.