Forum Game: Write a story

Once upon a turtle, an emu and a pig danced under the shade of a flowering gum tree.Then came along a monster, it's teeth as big as rhinos. It's feet smelled like rotten eggs and had only one giant, hairy eyeball. The monster liked bacon, so it decided to sever the pig's neck with it's two mighty blades that were the monster's fingers. The emu got scared so it unfortunately had a heart attack. The monster saw it topple so he danced with glee then he tripped on the unconscious body of the emu. The confused turtle ducked inside its shell, waiting for its inevitable demise. Famished, the monster smashed open the container and ate the