1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Hey Guest, is it this your first time on the forums?

    Visit the Beginner's Box

    Introduce yourself, read some of the ins and outs of the community, access to useful links and information.

    Dismiss Notice
Cookies New to the forums?

Geti and His Life before KAG

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Formed_Zeus, Oct 24, 2012.

Page 3 of 4
  1. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

    Messages:
    291
    ...but the curry turned out to include a lethally poisonous spice, and pretty soon Geti found himself with sweaty, sexy short-pantwearing corpses...
     
    Jim_Dale, Oct 27, 2012
    #41
  2. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

    Messages:
    2,508
    ...Appalled at this turn of events, Geti decided to hire a necromancer to revive is workforce; however...
     
    FuzzyBlueBaron, Oct 28, 2012
    #42
  3. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

    Messages:
    291
    ... the necromancer turned out to be a fake. Henceforth, Geti learned about the dangers of using 1-800-FAST-REV and the importance of using 1-800-BAR-MANQ when everything takes a turn for the worst. Geti happily ...
     
    Jim_Dale, Oct 28, 2012
    #43
  4. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

    Messages:
    241
    ...leaves the small independant aisian nation and sails back home to challenge kouji's supremacy...
     
    Lord_bugg, Oct 28, 2012
    #44
  5. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

    Messages:
    2,508
    ...He was happy because he had learned the Kouji the octopus' one, fatal, weakness...
     
    FuzzyBlueBaron, Oct 28, 2012
    #45
  6. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

    Messages:
    241
    ...The kouji octopus' one fatal weakness was so terrible that Geti thought about whether he should actually use it, he decided that he...
     
    Lord_bugg, Oct 28, 2012
    #46
  7. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

    Messages:
    291
    ... would, indeed, use the weakness. And so Geti fed the kouctomonster all the nearby female residents until it was completely "occupied" with other tasks, and...
     
    Jim_Dale, Oct 28, 2012
    #47
  8. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

    Messages:
    2,508
    ...then fired a missile at the beast's head completely obliterating it and the space-time it occupied. When asked by the astounded maidens (the ones who hadn't been lost from time-space along with the octopus) Geti explained that the missile had been tipped with...
     
    FuzzyBlueBaron, Oct 29, 2012
    #48
  9. Ghozt

    Ghozt Haxor

    Messages:
    1,083
    ...a...
     
    Ghozt, Oct 29, 2012
    #49
  10. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

    Messages:
    291
    ...space-time obliterating lower body appendage commonly known as a...
     
    Jim_Dale, Oct 29, 2012
    #50
  11. Contrary

    Contrary The Audacious Paramount of Explosive Flight Donator Tester

    Messages:
    2,196
    8===DPENIS8===D​
     
    Contrary, Oct 29, 2012
    #51
  12. Ghozt

    Ghozt Haxor

    Messages:
    1,083
    ...an invisible penis to be exact...
     
    Ghozt, Oct 29, 2012
    #52
  13. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

    Messages:
    2,508
    ...that (until Geti brutally removed it with a sharpened pineapple) had been the property of...
     
    FuzzyBlueBaron, Oct 29, 2012
    #53
  14. Ghozt

    Ghozt Haxor

    Messages:
    1,083
    ...the infamous MM until...
     
    Ghozt, Oct 29, 2012
    #54
  15. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

    Messages:
    2,508
    ...Geti snuck into his room one night and stole it! MM had won the invisible space-time obliterating lower body appendage in a game of chance with a group of...
     
    FuzzyBlueBaron, Oct 29, 2012
    #55
  16. Varion

    Varion Haxor Donator
    1. Practitioners of War Extreme Revolution - POWER

    Messages:
    126
    ...frogs who were bisexual and...
     
    Varion, Oct 29, 2012
    #56
  17. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

    Messages:
    291
    ... transgender hookers...
     
    Jim_Dale, Oct 29, 2012
    #57
  18. Formed_Zeus

    Formed_Zeus Shipwright

    Messages:
    22
    ...that had cleaner genitals than Geti himself.
     
    Formed_Zeus, Oct 29, 2012
    #58
  19. Ghozt

    Ghozt Haxor

    Messages:
    1,083
    ...In disgust Geti...
     
    Ghozt, Oct 29, 2012
    #59
  20. Varion

    Varion Haxor Donator
    1. Practitioners of War Extreme Revolution - POWER

    Messages:
    126
    ...decided to have some coffee and...
     
    Varion, Oct 29, 2012
    #60
Page 3 of 4