Guro-claws' Happy Christmas Funtime Giveaway

Whoa, lot's of competition in one day! :O
Anyway, as you can see I already got premium (u jelly? :p ) so I'm here to praise RikTelner.
Don't be fooled by his profile post ("Just killing some noobs."), he's a really nice guy. ;)
He's one of habitues of the server Humans vs Zombies () , hosted by Robinskie and myself, and he's also helping building a
website for a game Robinskie's making. (Both very WIP.)
He expressed his sadness about not having premium before, and I think he deserves it! Please do consider. :)

EDIT: Oh snap, I was supposed to PM this! :O

 

Song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgy...Rd-SmrNWShpPXCzrN&playnext=3&feature=autoplay

 

*I lied


Now as I got your attention, I'd like to introduce myself: I am Lord Drakaien the true Master of Dark Arts (don' tell anyone).
I won't lie and say how much I love this game, how world-breaking it is or that's the only game I play.
I like KAG, enjoy the mechanics, adore the community but that's it. No love.
I am a normal guy who plays for 10 minutes, gets a real FLOW and becomes a no-life for a week. Still it only happens with good games.
Just like KAG.
I'm not a good guy, not at all, I will use every trick to anihilate my enemies and I will never give up no matter how bad the situation is.
I win even when I loose. I always tell the truth even when I lie.

So pick me, I am the best. Thx!

 

I fully support Lord_Drakaien's candidacy. He's a real bro and an irl amateur engineer designing war weapons. Drak, do you remember the battle wheelbarrow? Guess who was operating it when he was on the board shooting around from hand catapult (slingshot)! Ahh, those good childhood days of backyard battles... In these days we had a kendo sword, a shield, rotten apple throwers, slingshots, shuriken, ASG guns, machete and more to protect our territory. Not mentioning unfinished projects like cherry seed shotgun and flamethrower...

As we speak of frosty, visit best server ever (this is not any form advertising at all!) :3

 

I remember as I almost took an arrow to the knee...
I remember as you lunched a BIG piece of wood at me... It was spinning and it crashed into my garage xD

 

Hey I want a premium, I have an obsession for anything anime related :3 I live in a box with a 4 bar signal, and I need a premium </3

 

Surely, my eligibility for this benefaction towers above all others? ;) Deus vult!

I have stuck with KAG for nearly a year now and it is the only multiplayer game I spend any extended time on. It performs well on my mediocre laptop—the only computer I have since I can neither afford to build a gaming rig and have no desire to for the foreseeable future. (*Extends tattered hat out with pitifully magnanimous expression on face*)

However, I am not a prominent or well known member of the "community" since I don't care about that sort of thing and I am inept at competitive games so I'll never win renown for my skill. (*Modestly steps into the soiled gutter as premium-players ostentatiously prance by*)

I can also launch into in-depth and well spoken feedback for the developers with ease, so having helpful, polite people like me stick around is always in the interest of game developers. Example: Capitalism game mode (*Gently massages SirSalami's powerful, man-cleaving shoulders*)

As I've said previously, I am the most clever, courteous and most cultured person here. There really isn't any room for the possibility that I could not win a free premium account. I actually, factually cannot comprehend it.

Thank you and may God bless the United States of Australia!

Have some of DMX rapping Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: http://www.refinedhype.com/hyped/entry/dmx-rudolph-rap

P.S.: Bonesauce from MOLE asked me to be their best friend: THE PROOF

 

I could really use such a nice... shiny... gorgeous code :3

 

Bonesause friendship is overrated not even worth it. (actually i changed my mind its detrimental)

Ill recommend someone by PM so noone gets jelly

I just wanna point out that everyone here has terrible music taste.
Thats real music

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw

 

Oh why hello, I am new to the forums (but I'm a cool guy, I promise) in regard to being a registered member but I have been lurking around and also watching the progress of KAG as it eventually becomes a full-fledged game! I'm excited to see the final result and definitely wouldn't mind one of the authorization codes for a little R&R when I have the free time.;) Merry Christmas to all!

 

~Deleted,i buyed it ^^

 

Ho Ho Ho!
Nah just kidding, the real Santa seems to be Guro :D
*Sits on Santa Guro*

Okay something about me, but dunno from what to start
Hmm okay I have something.

In game nick DeathAngel.
My name is Mario (really, my parents wanted me to be famous,
maybe :D)
I'm from Poland and I play kag since...

*thinks*

*thinks*

*still thinks*

nah I don't remember when I started, but this were epic times of kag
(maybe not so fair) where it was able to:
-Use Powah of Knight and smash some stone blocks with tha sword
-Walk in the sky like God (nah, not flying) on builded skybridge
-It was dream to be catapulted and it came true (it wasn't good feel
to be squashed on wall :/ )
Yeah it's every best things that I remember from old kag.
Umm okay I need to write something about me not to
recall the epicness of kag.
Now I'm 16 years old ("Now" because three months left till 17 :P )
-You aren't too old for Santa Claus - Says Guro (not really)
Nah, nobody is too old for Santa, because Santa Claus can be every
(example Guro xD)
Me, like everybody else wanna to get premium account (because why
not ?), but if I could get two premium codes (I don't think so :D) then
one would be for my friend and someone who believed in me, but he
already have premium account {nah I write tell who is it but he was
in -SK- [dead clan (maybe it can reborn) Serial Killers]} (aww I place
too much brackets).
My best dream (for now xD) is to win one premium account, so could
you Santa Guro make my dream came true ("because why
not ?"). Okay I tell something the one who believed in me was ...
[Lost Connection...]
[Reconnecting...]
[Error 404]
[Ending Transmission]

 

So yea, Im Cirpons, Im from Latvia.
I like to do pixel art and art in general.
In kag my favourite thing to do is mocking the other teams defences (with bombs).
Favourite group of all tie is probably Nirvana.

 

Its a way to make guro read it,dont be so bad,he knows .-.

 

I am not bad. I am interested xD

 

Hi Guro, I've played the F2P version of KAG for around 6 months or so now and I've never found a game I've enjoyed more. I would greatly appreciate the premium version to play with all of the friendly people I've met on the servers. Anyway good job on getting into the Christmas spirit!

 

Good, Merry Christmas!

 

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

I found the game through Tom Adobson (artist of So, you are Cartoonist). I really like the idea of building castles combinated with multiplayer and would like to play it with friends

Team Buddies, one of the most awesome squad tactic games on the ps1 x)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWr95Jp0-1s

 

Hey, gimme a premium account please. Hayao Miazaki is a genius