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Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Shadlington, Sep 12, 2011.
yeah im pretty sure turtle is in XD.
That's why I'll never be a guard xD lol. I'm too bossy and when idiots screw things up . . . I tend to be quite . . eh . . . mad, real mad. lol
Sure you'll make it, you seem fit for the job.
well when my team screws up i stay calm but still like.........why.....you sir,are an idiot.....
Chances are talking about being a guard is more likely to stop you from getting in. Getting guard is a privileged position and you should just be patient. If you're a truly trustworthy person, eventually people will recognise it and give you guard status.
I dont know in what direction is this topic pointing.
Did it had one?
In my opinion we need a few more. I barely ever see any in game (and i know people cant always get on, but i thought the whole point was they were in game often enough to scare hackers away...) Several games have had 3 or 4 hackers in and theres nothing you can do to stop them because the other team cant vote to kick them. I try my best to get footage of the hacker, but its not always easy to get Fraps up and running.
new batch arrival?
I've been super busy with school, but I can play now. :)
I can play a lot more now, really loving it
How to be a guard:
Step 1. Find a shooting star
Step 2. Close your eyes and make a wish
Step 3. While making the wish spin around fifty seven times while singing "row row row your boat" to a car wash
Step 4. After you complete steps 1 through 4 walk to your nearest gas station and buy a lottery ticket.
Step 5. If you win said lottery ticket give me the money.
Step 6. If not then buy a donut and coffee.
For college students:
Step 7. After you have had your breakfast apply for a world renown college while listening to Justin Bieber in your spinny chair and try not to throw up. (If you throw up you must start from step 1 all over again).
Step 8. If you don't throw up and you get into the college then you can be a Kag guard, if not then start over from step 1.
For not college students:
Step 7. After you had your breakfast, donate a pint of blood and walk fifteen miles (if you don't pass out... or die then you are a KAg guard)
Step 8. After you pass out walk to the warring middle east and then proceed to win the war.
Step 1: Lick your elbow.
Step 2: Bite into your cheek.
Step 3: Deliver to charity while depositing all wordly currency
Step 5: Post letterbombs
Step 6: Investigate step 4s untimely murder
Step 7: ?
Step 8: profit
And keep in mind: We (the current KAG Guards) had to go through all these steps Fellere mentioned too...and guess what? We succeeded.
I do all that every week :P
KAG Royal Guard [SWAG] Carver's Ultimate Guide to Become a KAG Guard:
1. So like, you do stuff.
3. Suddenly profit guard.
As we can see,not only that KAG Guards are dangerous and can do stuff that only Chuck Norris can do,but they also get a power to be funny and make jokes.Can i have only the last thing?Please? :D
The only way you can become a guard is if you can tie a knot with your penis when it's flacid.
But I don't have one
@t0rchic: You might be out of luck then, it's the only way.
We might be able to work out some sort of "honorary guard" thing to ensure that we're being inclusive. Not sure what an equivalent suitability test would be for females, we'll have to think about it.
Sry, but that ability is a mandatory requirement. Maybe you have another crazy skill you can share with us?
Edit: Oh, Geti was faster. Fools seldom differ. ;)
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