In-game moderators (AKA Royal Guard) [Updated June 3rd, 2014]

yeah im pretty sure turtle is in XD.

 

That's why I'll never be a guard xD lol. I'm too bossy and when idiots screw things up . . . I tend to be quite . . eh . . . mad, real mad. lol

Sure you'll make it, you seem fit for the job.

 

well when my team screws up i stay calm but still like.........why.....you sir,are an idiot.....

 

Chances are talking about being a guard is more likely to stop you from getting in. Getting guard is a privileged position and you should just be patient. If you're a truly trustworthy person, eventually people will recognise it and give you guard status.

 

I dont know in what direction is this topic pointing.

 

Did it had one?

 

In my opinion we need a few more. I barely ever see any in game (and i know people cant always get on, but i thought the whole point was they were in game often enough to scare hackers away...) Several games have had 3 or 4 hackers in and theres nothing you can do to stop them because the other team cant vote to kick them. I try my best to get footage of the hacker, but its not always easy to get Fraps up and running.

 

new batch arrival?

 

I've been super busy with school, but I can play now. :)

 

I can play a lot more now, really loving it

 

How to be a guard:
Step 1. Find a shooting star
Step 2. Close your eyes and make a wish
Step 3. While making the wish spin around fifty seven times while singing "row row row your boat" to a car wash
Step 4. After you complete steps 1 through 4 walk to your nearest gas station and buy a lottery ticket.
Step 5. If you win said lottery ticket give me the money.
Step 6. If not then buy a donut and coffee.
For college students:
Step 7. After you have had your breakfast apply for a world renown college while listening to Justin Bieber in your spinny chair and try not to throw up. (If you throw up you must start from step 1 all over again).
Step 8. If you don't throw up and you get into the college then you can be a Kag guard, if not then start over from step 1.
For not college students:
Step 7. After you had your breakfast, donate a pint of blood and walk fifteen miles (if you don't pass out... or die then you are a KAg guard)
Step 8. After you pass out walk to the warring middle east and then proceed to win the war.

 

Alternative steps
Step 1: Lick your elbow.
Step 2: Bite into your cheek.
Step 3: Deliver to charity while depositing all wordly currency
Step 5: Post letterbombs
Step 6: Investigate step 4s untimely murder
Step 7: ?
Step 8: profit

 

And keep in mind: We (the current KAG Guards) had to go through all these steps Fellere mentioned too...and guess what? We succeeded.

 

I do all that every week :P

 

KAG Royal Guard [SWAG] Carver's Ultimate Guide to Become a KAG Guard:
1. So like, you do stuff.
2. ?
3. Suddenly profit guard.

 

As we can see,not only that KAG Guards are dangerous and can do stuff that only Chuck Norris can do,but they also get a power to be funny and make jokes.Can i have only the last thing?Please? :D

 

The only way you can become a guard is if you can tie a knot with your penis when it's flacid.

 

But I don't have one

 

Sry, but that ability is a mandatory requirement. Maybe you have another crazy skill you can share with us?
Edit: Oh, Geti was faster. Fools seldom differ. ;)