International Team Doubles Tournament [CASH PRIZES!!!]

After a long and hard struggle, over the course of several mornings, mostly involving sleep and other such ailments, a conclusion to the epic faceoff between Some About Frogs* and Bow Masters was reached. The titanic effort involved in such a clash of really amazing people leaves me somewhat tired, so shall make this brief.
After much penetration of breasts with my blade, and extensive rupturing of butts on both teams, a grave outcome was attained. TF.MIFT.IDK.SAFM?FFT? has, for the first time in it's existence, gained a moral victory. How it came to pass, nobody can really say, but it can most definitely be known that it is blamable on one thing. The Atlantic ocean.

Why, I hear you ask? Well, have you ever considered why it just sits there, brooding, in between Eurasia and the Americas? Clearly, it's up to something, conspiring to make inspirational combinations of fellows fail in their plights, no matter how trivial in the grand scheme of things. It is a vile body of incestuous liquid, and, when you get down to it, nobody likes liquid, right? Least of all, water. Gah. I feel disgusted just thinking about it.

All in all, well done to our Russian opponents, and good luck in your continued plight against that goddamned ocean.

*Full name: ToadFace. Maybe it's FaceToad. I don't know. Something about frogs maybe? FrogFaceToad?
Henceforth TF.MIFT.IDK.SAFM?FFT?

 

Hey guys,

Match listing has been updated, please check out the link in OP and tell your friends. We're ready to start round 2 matches (for some of the players) so those that are in the 2nd round and now have opponents, please start organising (this is bonus time) once the 20th has come round and all the matches "completed" then we'll officially start the second round.

Cheers!