Kick Ability for Archers / Purchasable Kicking Boots

You could implement all this ridiculous stuff...

... or you could just buff Archers' health to 3 hearts.

 

again, not really

 

or you could give them shurikens

 

They're Clown-Monkey-Grandmas, not Clown-Monkey-Ninja-Grandmas. Plus the point of this is to give the archer a way to hold his own, at least until he can escape, in close combat. A shuriken wouldn't help too much in close combats. Now, if you Spartan kick a knight into a trap, then you can get away not only with your life, but the best campfire story ever. If you throw a shuriken into a knight's shoulder, he'll just shrug and swat you like the fly you are.

 

I fail so see how that reply has anything to do with what I just said.

 

i thought we were exchanging ideas for unnecessary buffs that would overlap with already existing mechanics

 

We need the ability to kick, mostly because that would be hilarious and how can a human being use both of his legs to walk and run (up walls), but not use them to kick a metal-clad menace in the face? It's the new facepalm! The facekick!

 

"Fun" Suggestions are to be made in the Mod Request Section.

Boring balance suggestions are to be made here.

 

Such un-funness (yea that's a word). Look at it this way: We're suggesting a way to balance King Arthur's Gold so that it's more enjoyable by all. Swinging on a rope hoping and praying you don't swing too close to a knight only to have a bomb thrown at your and kill you isn't very enjoyable. Swinging on a rope then kicking a guy's teeth into his spleen is flippin' enjoyable and hilarious!

 

I don't think it's that hard to realize that when I suggested giving Archers another heart to boost their survivability it wasn't a joke.

Also, If you're going make three posts that don't even come close to contributing to the thread...

... you really shouldn't even bother posting.

 

But if the archers get a buff every knight is going to complain that they lost a battle against an archer.

 

Needs teeth particle effects

 

Considering how completely and utterly ridiculous this idea is, I am just laughing at the fact people are even taking it serious.

And the fact that you even bring up giving archers another heart make me laugh even harder.

Just be happy people haven't jumped on this thread and torn it apart. Seriously, two people not taking it serious and posting jokes is nothing.

 

I don't see why that is. Like I said before, it was a perfectly legitimate suggestion, and not nearly as far-fetched as some of the ideas originally proposed in this thread.

Spoiler: Grammar Nazi Warning; if you're going to be insulted don't open this.

You used the phrase "take it serious," (twice) which is not proper grammar. I suggest using "take it seriously" instead.

Also, in the part of your post that I quoted, you said "the fact... make me laugh even harder," which is also wrong. Corrected it would be, "the fact... makes me laugh even harder." You could also use the past tense: "the fact... made me laugh even harder."

I apologize if you are still insulted even after reading the warning. It has been a long day of repeated grammar abuses, and I felt a powerful need to make corrections.