Last post is the winner

No.

 

Why?

 

Because I'm too lazy and my dreams move fast

 

Use a lasso and a skateboard.

 

What is this lasso and skateboard you speak of
I solve all my problems with bomb arrows

 

Catch your dreams with a lasso, and as it runs away get on a skateboard so you can surf away with it. owo

 

..... OH GOD MEDIEVAL SKATEBOARDS DON'T WORK AS PLANNED

 

That's cause you're not doing it right. D;

 

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