Lord-pumpkin's Therapist Corner

Cacti* ,don't spread your aids ever again

 

idk about you but i dont pronounce cactus cactoos.

 

I see we're having a lot of cactus related questions,i suggest you asking a cactusologist for these kinds of problems, they'll probably know a lot more on the subject.

 

The correct word is Acanthochronology, look it up

 

Cacti*

Also, give them a dose of 20mg of Citalopram daily and look for results, though for the first few weeks will make their depression worse, but after that the effects may start to kick in. If no results show after said period of time, up the dosage to 30mg.

 

When i'll want to ruin my jokes i'll know who to look for asger

;^)

 

Depends on what their favourite food is?

 

I Don't know what to do dear Dr.Pumpkin. My dog booth is empty... Aswell as my heart and i don't know what to do about it
Please help.

 

because joker your not lazy u are just to busy to press the watch thread button u wont to press the button put you just cant and ty for the complement i am a awesome therapist

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now lava guy the reason ppl dont say that or think that your the best player is cause there jelous of you they wish they cauld be an MLG kag lord like you

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well you see sjd the reason it tastes like blood is because your thinking of blood while you eat it maybe if you think about mountain dew or diretos it will taste like that so it will taste like them think happy thoughts while eating glass

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asger the reason your dad left you for a cactus is that the cactus kidnaped your dad hes still got him so you need to go save him or maybe he just thinks your a pleb and he does not like you

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ok potatobird the reason your cactus is sad is because it has no friend it cant play kag or it cant drink mnt dew but its ok we can fix him or her but a plastic arm plastic mouth plastic legs and stick em on hell be good as new

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now maltiger are eyes are real because they are a gift to ugly ppl so they can look at the pretty ppl like me

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hmm epic I'm sorry to here about the empty dog house maybe you can pay maltiger 20 bux to come live in it for him or maybe fill it with water and put fishes in it

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OK everyone i have an announcement I'm very happy you are come to me the expert for the answers but there are some ppl here that think they got a five dollar degree on line i know outrageous so if you see someone post an answer and they don't have a degree DONT LISTEN TO THEM IM THE EXPERT

 

tank u, u da best <3 but can u explain waht diretos ar i dunno what that mean

 

but lord pumpkin, i cant see you. please help my ugly eyes.

 

lava this is a derito its even better than a

better than a dorito

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sure malt prepare your ugly eyes for this

 

YAYAYAYA i new i save lives

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OK EVERYONE business has been slow today just remember that I'm always here to solve your problems so keep the questions coming in

 

Hey, I'm falling off a cliff right now and could use your advice as soon as you can send it to me, what do I do when I'm falling because I'm about to die probably help pls Doc... ANYONE WITH A DEGREE PLEASE!

 

well tba have you talked to the cliff maybe a conversation with the cliff will help obviously the cliff feels bad about it self maybe he thinks he's fat or to pointy or flap your arms and try to fly or maybe try to land in the water and if none of that works witch that's not gonna happen so you'll be good

 

Ehm, sorry, you advice came a bit too late... I am in a ditch right now bleeding out... got any tips or advice for this one doc?

 

hmmm well lets think maybe call for help or lick the blood off and maybe just have a sleep and wait for help