Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but all you got for food was 1 spider eye.
I wish I wasn't a douche, and that my life was better.

 

Granted, but you got killed by a keg.
I wish Downburst gave me a 100 slot servers and it's actually full.

 

Granted, but the enemy team kept blowing your teams' tower with kegs, and you all died because your team was nooby and that the other team was good.
I wish I DIDN'T get killed by a keg, and that my life remains perfect and uncorruptible.

 

Granted, but then I came along.

I wish to fly away with the fairies.

 

Granted, but while you were flying, you fell to your death.
I wish PumpkingSlice was a pumpkin, and not a human being, like he/she is supposed to.
P.S. I don't get the 'Then I came along' part.

 

Granted, but they are not fairies, you failed. They're wraiths. They explode you.
I wish you cannot reply to that thread.

Edit, i failed XD

Granted, but you are a pumpkin too then.
I wish you die.

 

Granted, but since you wished for a bad thing, a dinosaur comes and eats you.

I wish for flower power?

You're better off not knowing. Just as Hella and he'll tell you me being here is not good (that is if he will be a nice person to do such a thing.)

 

Granted, but because you wished cancer good luck, it became so good at going into people, that it went into you and me, and it killed the both of us ( my death makes me very happy, as happy as a bunny ;)).
I wish I REALLY WAS dead.

 

Granted, unfortunately someone thought you were to happy being dead and resurrected you as a zombie.
I wish that Elmo was real.

 

Granted, but at night, it killed you.
I wish that my spam about release date nonsense was solved by my apologizings.

 

Granted but it was only by me
I wish for still even if the world burned away the world but weakness are zombies but it's ctf and even if they become zombies the still spawn so in short Knight : Help : greg :p

 

Granted but I killed you before you made that.
I wish you cannot reply to my post.

 

Granted, but I replied anyway.
I wish that I had an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant.

 

Granted, but the elephant farted on you.
I wish you are idiot.

 

Granted, but I drank Brainmax. 4979-38530-8-54x239759325436--=987-569784vdr7t4.vh=0
I wish my wish and elephant couldn't be corrupted.

 

Granted, but your elephant was and he's killing you.
I wish you don't speak العربي

 

Granted, but then I made my elephant kill you, and I took over your server. :)
I wish for a derp.

 

Granted, but I'm derping better than you.
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