Make a wish and ruin someone else's

it does, but the blur makes your eyes explode.
i wish the person above me a decent computer because MAN that thing is poop.

 

Granted. The person used your money to buy it too.
I wish I had the ability to make as much money appear before me however I want.

 

Granted, but you died under the money ( No engouth air )
I wsih you can raed tihs txet preeftcly and you ddin't saw smoehtnig wonrg the frsit tmie.

 

Granted' only because I am the 10000th clone that was made to do it but since there's 9999 clones left they destroy the world like starwars deh clone wars
I wish for a fiwbfkwheguengjeknguejn vm,snghjsbf nsbfwfbjwvfygwefvehbfvtefh vetyfvghwvfjhabfhjfgwyeg

 

Granted, but it was misread and instead you got fjgjkfbgfjvgksjbvsajvlbdsjkvbsdvk dvbj, hdvfhjdcvjhdvdhjsvcjhc dhvcjdajgdv.
I wish for eternal life and that I have the body and mind of being 25 forever

 

Granted but you go insane while the apocalypse happens and have to live in a horrible world full of insane genetic mutants.

I wish for something Smashing!

 

Wish granted. You read the Necronomicon.

I wish for a suit of Bloodraven Terminator armor.

 

Granted, but it slowly melts away before your eyes.

I wish for a lolipop.

 

Granted, It was furry
I wish for the ability to lucid dream

 

Granted, but you died10 minutas afterwards.

I wish for something fuzzy, like a peach.

 

You get a peach...thats been poisoned
I wish for more surrealism in the world

 

Granted but you die before you can appreciate or benefit from it.

I wish for a gold lamp.

 

Granted but it is pure gold and does not turn on.

I wish for a kryptonite bullet.

 

Well you cant have any.

I wish for steam moneys.

 

Wish granted, you get money made out of steam.

I wish for some Insect Repellant to use on Lord_bugg.

 

Granted. But your insect repellent doesn't work on the Lord of the Buggs.

I wish for water.

 

Granted, you gaze at your beautiful water and are hit by a bus.

Spoiler: I wish for This

 

You get it but you get no strings or sticks to go with it. Therefore it is useless.

I wish for Green things.