Make a wish and ruin someone else's

You get the matches, but they are inside the candle.

I wish for understanding.

 

You get kermit the frog
I wish for a epiphone casino
p.s. sticks?
EDIT:
Dammit, I got beat to it!

To continue,
Granted, everybody understands except you.
I wish for an Epiphone Casino

 

you get your epiphone casino, but is is cursed to always be out of tune...
I wish for things to stop blowing up in my face.

 

Granted, but only for 1 minute.
I wish that I was the best person in KAG and that this wish could not be ruined in any way (he never limited to how many wishes :D).

 

congratulations, you are the best person in KAG- King Ashton's Goldfish (you didn't specify which kag :D) This wish cannot be ruined, so you are therefor stuck with it for the rest of your life.

I wish for people who i don't like to stop hugging me.

 

Granted, but you don't like anyone but you don't know that. Y U NO HUG?
I wish for a strawberry smoothie.

 

granted, but it's only half strawberry: the other half is kiwi.

I wish I had a life time supply of ice cream. (there is one very specific way to ruin it, if you've watched a certain video about boots... I will be very happy if someone gets it)

 

You aren't friends with line breaks, and now fbb hates you for the rest of eternity (the correct thing for me was the "the flavor is boot to the head")

I wish for the people who I ACTUALLY want hugs from to start hugging me

 

Wish Granted. People you want hugging you start hugging you, as you realize you don't like hugs.

I wish for Doctor Gregory House.

 

You get house to meet house, and you will now never be able to forget that you will NEVER be as awesome as him :P

I wish for tiramisu.

 

You get tiramisu ice cream
I wish for there was more awesome dub step like this

 

Wish Granted. Your ears bleed and you lose your hearing due to all the dubstep you listen to, effectively losing your ability to listen to that garbage.

I wish for duct tape and rope.

 

You get your duct tape and rope, which you feel compelled to use to tie up a girl in your basement, the police find you, arrest you, and you are sent to prison on kidnapping charges.

I wish for luv

 

Most dubstep is shit, except for that video. Did you watch? If not; WATCH IT GODDAMNIT!
Granted, but you for some reason now have poor vision and get a live snake and a skinned snake rolled up
I wish The Boss wrote more songs like County Fair and that nothing can happen to my health
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EDIT
I got beat
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You get love from a llama
I wish for a record player

 

Granted, but you bought it from an antiques store, and it was so old, as soon as you touched it, you broke it.
I wish for a fskuujfukwhgterhtgi837502835871#%#^$*%34fhsdk, f.

 

EDIT
I got beat
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You get love from a llama
I wish for a record player[/quote]

You get one. But it's incompatible with everything.

EDIT: damn I got beat too.

You get whatever you typed and it eats you.

I wish for eternal life and no emotion so I can think logically no matter what the situation.

 

your logic makes you realize that life is meaningless

I wish I was good at pixel art

 

Wish Granted. You are now good at pixel art, but cannot get anything to make it with.

I wish for pain, unimaginable pain.