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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Banned for having the 300th po- wait, wrong thread. Wish granted, but you get them just after Max has betrayed them, and they roll their terrible eyes, and gnash their terrible teeth, and eat you all up.

    I wish I had more rocks.
     
    Hella, Feb 4, 2013
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  2. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted, but they are in your stomach.

    I wish for a longer, more lustrous ginger mustache.

    Also, have you read the Where The Wild things are book or just seen the film? Ive just seen the film.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 4, 2013
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  3. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but unfortunately the massive amounts of radiation involved in granting that wish give you moustache cancer. We don't know how it happened, only that it is invariably fatal.

    I wish you would read the book of Where The Wild Things Are, because commenting on it without having read it makes you inherently wrong.
     
    Hella, Feb 4, 2013
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  4. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted, i will read the book. (However not having read the book doesnt make me inherently wrong about all things, possible just some.)

    I wish thaat your top tip number eight would stop changing.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 4, 2013
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  5. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, Hella's Top Tip #8 will never change. It will merely have it's time, and then Hella's Top Tip #9 will move in an clear up the mess of alcohol, heroine and severed limbs, and it will be its turn to shine.

    I wish Lord_bugg wasn't inherently wrong. It would make so many things better in life. :)
     
    Hella, Feb 4, 2013
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  6. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted.

    I wish that Hella's top tip #9 will take the place of Hella's top tip #8 very soon.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 4, 2013
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  7. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted. However, due to the hasty change, the universe was taken by surprise, and thus blew up.

    I wish for Beef to pay BlueLuigi what he owes him.
     
    MCrypa, Feb 5, 2013
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  8. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    He does, but you are forced to watch it, replayed over and over until you die.

    I wish for things.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 5, 2013
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  9. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    You get things, but they are not necessarily good things.

    I wish you hadn't used that avatar before me. ;-;

    (Also, you're still smashing, apparently.)
     
    Hella, Feb 5, 2013
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  10. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Wish not granted because the avatar is not relevant to you, it is a bugg and therefore should be used my me. Lord_bugg.

    I wish that Hella's top tip #9 will not give people the wrong impression of me.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 5, 2013
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  11. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Wish granted, my Hella's Top Tip Fact #9 told no-one anything about you that they did not already know. ^_^

    I wish that your signature now matched your avatar.
     
    Hella, Feb 5, 2013
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  12. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Wish not granted.

    I wish that my avatar's eye was not connected to his eyebrow.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 5, 2013
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  13. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but your avatar is also now a worm.
    bugg_worm.png
    (I also did one where I just changed the eye, in the attached files bitty section. Probably.)

    I wish for a new hat.
     

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    Hella, Feb 5, 2013
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  14. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish granted. You get a new Blob hat, which soon devours you and your neighbors.

    I wish for a spaceship which runs on the souls of children.
     
    Ratka, Feb 5, 2013
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  15. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted, unfortunately, you are now a child.

    I wish for a spaceship that runs on alphabetti spaghetti.
     
    feet, Feb 6, 2013
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  16. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but you had no alphabetti spaghetti.
    I don't have a wish. :P I wish I had a wish?
     
    Ninja12, Feb 6, 2013
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  17. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    I can't grant that wish, because you did have a wish. To grant it would render your wish ineffective, so you just have to make do with your wishless existence.

    I wish to live alone.
     
    Hella, Feb 6, 2013
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  18. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but someone attacked you in the middle of the night, and no one heard your screams when the little weenies ate you...
    I wish that ... uh... wish. There, I said it.
     
    Ninja12, Feb 6, 2013
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  19. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Granted, you now have a wish in return for giving me your soul.

    I wish for a white bunny with red eyes, that i can pet while laughing like an evil genius.
     
    Ratka, Feb 7, 2013
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  20. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted but it eats you when you try to pet it.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 7, 2013
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