Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Wish granted. He ate it.

i wish i could share my grass block with someone.

 

Wish granted, but he breaks it and throws it in a fire then hacks off your legs.

I wish for an infinite ammount of pure wishes!

 

Granted, you suffocate under all those wishes, then they create a black hole.
I wish for Mercedes sls amg.

 

Granted, but then it kills you

I wish cats would shut the fuck up for more than an hour

 

Granted. The cats shut the fuck up for about two hours, after which their claws become razorblades. They then shred everything you hold dear, all the while meowing and all making all those goddamn noises cats make.

I wish cats.

 

Granted. No twist. The wish is it's own twist.

I wish I had the ability to mute and ban people IRL

 

Granted, though you banned yourself.
I wish I had telepathic powers.

 

Granted, though it's all about old people porn.
I wish for a motorboat.

 

granted, it exploded

i wish my classmates would shut the fck up

 

They do, and now you have no forward warning when they beat the fuck out of you every day

I wish people would make better wishes

 

They do, making your wishes suck.

I wish for a pair of nice, fuzzy socks.

 

Granted. You have a brand new pair of feet nailed to the floor.

I wish that food was more delicious

 

Granted. Too bad you lost your sense of taste.

I wish for socks that don't ooze (?!?!).

 

Granted. The anti-ooze fibers used in the socks give off an extremely strong scent of fecal matter.

I wish TV was better+

 

Granted, TV is now better, but TV show are still shit.

I wish that I could kill the Kardashian family fans.

 

Granted, though you are one yourself.
I wish for perfectly normal socks. No smell, no oozing.