Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted. You're boiled with them.
I wish for a pet baby seal.

 

Granted but now socks oozing is a " you must wear or die" and you don't have the socks
I wish [grabs gregs out from black] army

 

Granted, you get an army of Gregs. To bad their babies. How long does it take Gregs to age, again?

I wish my socks weren't oozing (again)

 

Wish granted only they are oozing again

I wish to flood the servers

P.s.
It takes 5 second to mature in the game cuz when we die we a reborn

 

Granted, but you got banned.
I wish for a sunny day.

 

Granted, you wake up in the morning to find that your legs have burnt off and the sun is 100 C*.Game over.

 

Granted but
I wish for /Spawn_water

 

Granted, you flood the server and it crashed

I wish the person below isn't Apronymous

 

Granted, but the person below me is Apronymous.

I really hope the person below me is Apronymous.

 

That's no way to break out of the stalemate HAX

 

Hacks granted, you can now throw 6 bombs per second. You step on one yourself and eventually get banned.

I wish for an airship.

 

Granted, but it doesn't spawn on you because that's what you wanted to happen.

I wish to have female genitalia.

 

Granted, it is now replacing your face.

I wish I had a dungeon chest.

 

Granted, almost all jokes are made redundant

I wish it was Saturday already =_=

 

Granted the Cactus is very fruitful, grows 6 feet tall and eats you.

I wish I was in the International Team Doubles.

 

Granted. You sucked so bad you were accused of hacking. Banned

I wish for banning powers