Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted. You are overwhelmed by the power that comes with it and get banned for ban abusing.

I wish for a flying carpet.

 

Granted but a "certain" /spawn_water makes it so the flying carpet is in a crashed server
I wish for a /Spawn_water on the highest block of ALL servers

 

Wish granted, But server crashes
I wish for KAG beta to be finished

 

Your wish is granted, the devs quit at 801.
I wish I was less incompetent.

 

Your wish has been granted; In your state of extreme competence you suddenly have more things to do than you could ever possibly hope to complete and have a mental break down.

I wish that everyone, including myself, would be satisfied and content with what they have.

 

Granted, for a brief moment, everyone is content.
I wish I had non-boring ways of stoppering my boredom.

 

Granted, you will have fun..after that you'll still get bored.
I wish for a wish so I can wish another wish that I will wish and when I wish for that wish I will wish a wish and that wish is for a wish that I will wish for a wish so I wish for a wish.

 

Granted, but the pointless hoop jump tires you out.
I wish I'd responded to that immediately, in 8 hours and 52 minutes time.

 

Granted, it is the worlds finest mango, you go stir crazy from the epic-ness that the mango produces.
I wish I had KAG skills.

 

Granted, now everybody calls you HAXOR and nobody likes you anymore

I wish for a better avatar.

 

Granted, but no one can see it.
I wish Opera wasn't worse than Internet Explorer.

 

Granted, it's now far more worse and ppl make jokes about it on 9gag.

I wish you don't have to make wishes here who are ruined by others.

 

Granted, use of this thread is strictly optional.
I wish that you followed the rules and twisted wishes rather than refuting them.

 

Granted, I follow the rules but you didnt, so you got too many warnings and got banned.

I wish for a can of soda

 

Granted, but from now on you refer to it as pop.
I wish your avatar wasn't silly.

 

Granted, I'll keep it for a long time.

I wish you could stop crying about my avatar

 

Granted, I've twitching my eye (just one) in frustration, not crying.
I wish you put would forget to punctuate the end of your statements

 

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