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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Shadowofgold

    Shadowofgold Haxor

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    Granted, someone tells you a story, but it was so short you couldn't tell.
    I wish to be a much better artist then I currently am.
     
    Shadowofgold, Jul 16, 2013
    #501
  2. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted, you can now paint with your feet.

    I wish to be the host of a new reality tv show.
     
    sheek, Jul 16, 2013
    #502
  3. maplelord

    maplelord Shipwright

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    Granted, but it's is your own imagination.
    I wish for a /Spawn_Greg9001 to be in Kag Beta
     
    maplelord, Jul 19, 2013
    #503
  4. Hawxx

    Hawxx Haxor

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    Granted, but it crashes your computer and infects it with a virus
    I wish that everybody is banned from wishing except me 25252525
     
    Hawxx, Jul 20, 2013
    #504
  5. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Not granted, cause that's a dick move.

    I wish for a huge check.
     
    sheek, Jul 21, 2013
    #505
  6. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]
    2. REKINS OF SEAS: Super Crew of Ultimate Havoking 2: Return of King of KAG: Chapter 420blazeit - REKIN

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    Granted.

    I wish that next person gave me a recommendation of a good anime I haven't seen yet.
     
    Kouji, Jul 21, 2013
    #506
  7. PinXviiN

    PinXviiN Haxor

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    Granted, hentai.

    I wish I actully bought Windows tablet not Android...
     
    PinXviiN, Jul 21, 2013
    #507
  8. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted, but you get robbed the second you leave the store and they beat you with potatoes.

    I wish for an easier way to sneak out of my house.
     
    sheek, Jul 21, 2013
    #508
  9. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but leaping out the window is now rather inconvenient considering you have now moved to a 54th story apartment.

    I wish take away food would have the common sense not to flood their Chinese noodle dish with chilli peppers. ;-;
     
    Hella, Jul 22, 2013
    #509
  10. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted, but they now flood it with chili powder.

    I wish for a cool phrase to say while playing kag.
     
    sheek, Jul 22, 2013
    #510
  11. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, people find it offensive and you get banned from KAG.
    I wish I could have a magikarp.
     
    keyofdoor, Jul 29, 2013
    #511
  12. Hawxx

    Hawxx Haxor

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    Granted, but it has a deadly virus and eats everyone alive including you.
    I wish I could live in the Anime world :B):
     
    Hawxx, Jul 29, 2013
    #512
  13. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted, you are now trapped in a comic book.

    I wish for my own emoji.
     
    sheek, Jul 30, 2013
    #513
  14. Hawxx

    Hawxx Haxor

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    Granted, but people complained about it being that bad that it got removed in 20 minutes

    I wish for unlimited supply of nutella
     
    Hawxx, Jul 30, 2013
    #514
  15. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted, but you become extremely overweight.

    I wish for this thread to be over.
     
    sheek, Jul 31, 2013
    #515
  16. Hawxx

    Hawxx Haxor

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    Granted, but this thread is so awesome that it gets resurrected and kills you.

    I wish for a combat axe.
     
    Hawxx, Jul 31, 2013
    #516
  17. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted. You run proudly into battle with your new axe held high, but trip on a corpse and impale yourself.
    I wish for a pony.
     
    Guitarman, Aug 15, 2013
    #517
  18. Hawxx

    Hawxx Haxor

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    Granted but the pony had a rare zombie-like disease and ate you alive and you became a half human zombie pony of destruction ending up taking over the world with zombie ponies and became the strongest villain of all time.

    I wish for a talking toilet that has wings.
     
    Hawxx, Aug 16, 2013
    #518
  19. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Granted, but it can't be attached to the sewers.

    I wish for larger nipples.
     
    Monsteri, Aug 16, 2013
    #519
  20. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it only happened because of a sex change gone drastically wrong.

    I wish I was a professional unicyclist.
     
    Hella, Aug 16, 2013
    #520
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