Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but it's so cold that it frozes you and it kills you
I wish I had a lama

 

Granted, you'll use it to wash down my cum.

I wish to have 9 extra nipples

 

Granted, now everytime you go take a shower or a bath, you are assaulted by a japanim tentaculous monster.

I wish I could marry with a Unicorn in a pagan ceremony.

 

Granted, but it was lime and it gave you computer many porn viruses

I wish no one else would reply

Edited by Wish God

 

Granted, but your wish ends up killing this thread. Having made it impossible for other to reply, your life quickly gets bland and you have nothing to spend your time doing. This unbearable feeling of boredom triggers a fiery burst of regret in your body. As your tears stream down your cheeks, you think back at your wish, wondering what made you do something so stupid. When you wake up the following morning, you almost cannot control your feelings of joy, as it turns out the fairy-edit God had heard your plea and made your dream come true. The wish had changed! Hooray!

I wish had neat superpowers.

 

Granted, you got a spell that summons a self conscious headless horseman that thought 'why am I obeying this guy, I
could just kill him'. And he killed you.

I wish I was MM

 

Granted, you're now MM but without any experience of coding, all KAG players will keep asking for new update, eventually raging at you and quitting. You have discrased your family.
I wish for windows 9

 

Granted but you'll have almost nothing new.
I wish for satchel and minikeg back in kag D:

 

Granted, but it will make your pc explode, and u will explode together with your pc.

I wish that the world always have 4:30 PM hour.

 

Granted but school will end at 5:30PM instead.
I wish I had a billion dollars

 

Granted but a tornado is coming

I wish facebook wasn't selling our personal info

 

Granted, but now Myspace is popular again are doing the same

I wish I never walked in on my mom that night...

 

Granted, but now your dad knows.

I wish I wasn't an insecure fuck.

 

Granted, but you aren't one
I wish for POWAR

 

Granted, but now you are asexual.

I wish i had a Valve employee account.

 

Granted, but it turns out he or she was murdered and the police think you did it to get the account.

I wish godus to finnaly get an update

 

Granted, but the way you got more time was by going at a high velocity relative to everyone else. You eventuality went so fast you left earth.

I wish better internet