Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted but it's so expensive that you can't buy it anymore.

I wish ESO beta parties are a week longer D: ( Can't download at time because of my internet, it will ender before I've downloded it D: )

 

Granted, but your internet mysteriously stops working when there are ESO beta parties.
I wish I had a pet hippo.

 

Granted but it crouched on you and you died.
I wish I had my server machine working with KAG D:

 

Granted, but it uses so much power that you don't have enough money to live in your house anymore
I wish I got better in map making

 

Granted, but every time you finish a map an earthquake changes the terrain.
I wish Nicolas Cage starred in every action movie.

 

Granted but humanity is horrified and now action movies are a tabu.
I wish this fucking thread would stop!

 

Granted...oh wait.
I wish for a sitar.

 

Granted, oh wait, I don't know what that is
I wish for kag to have op stuff and futuristic stuff

 

Granted but you realized devs just added fun mod to vanilla *lolol*
I wish I have infinite free time D:

 

Granted, but hu ... you shall now fail all of your bomb jumps.

I wish I had unlimited powar.

 

Granted, but you died before you got your wish
I wish I was the LORD OF POWAR

 

Granted, but everything you touch is charred to ashes by your overflowing energy.

I wish I was the cutest girl in the world.

 

Granted but you get attacked by an army of Nicholas Cages jealous of you.
I wish I was batman.

 

Granted, you are now fictional.
I wish I had the power of harem.

 

That's what I want :3 try that again

 

You are the lord of power. However, your power is the power to fart out dildos whenever you're happy.

 

I wish Sgnt_Sneeky-Pants maked a wish.

 

Granted, but my wish is depressing.

I wish I were able to feel happiness.