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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    Granted, you try to eat it and all your teeth fall out.
    I wish for a Glowing Potato
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  2. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but it's glow was so bright, you became blind.
    I wish for a wish that wished for a wish.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 3, 2013
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  3. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    The wish used the wish to wish that you didn't get a wish.
    I wish for a paradox
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  4. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    but your paradox ruins reality and drives you insane.
    i wish for a biscuit.
     
    Lord_bugg, Jan 3, 2013
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  5. shadewolf10

    shadewolf10 Shopkeep Stealer

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    It is actually total biscuit from youtube and you eat him causing many raged fans I wish for a diabolical scheme
     
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    shadewolf10, Jan 3, 2013
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  6. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    Your scheme turns out to be a cure for world poverty
    I wish for a 10 hour He-Man video
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  7. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    you get your video but it is 9 hours long not 10, OH THE HORROR!

    I realise that TotalPotato is very similar to TotalBiscuit and wish that TotalPotato wasnt so similar.
     
    Lord_bugg, Jan 3, 2013
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  8. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but then you realize TotalPotato IS TotalBiscuit, so you have seperated him into two different consciousnesses (is that even a word?)

    I wish to be a wizard.
     
    Lieber, Jan 3, 2013
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  9. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    you become wizard but are given a message from Gandalf just before your wizard exam : YOU SHALL NOT PASS

    i wish for a vending machine.
     
    Lord_bugg, Jan 3, 2013
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  10. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    Granted you get a vending machine that takes money and gives nothing in return
    I wish for a time machine (The one from Steins;Gate!)
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  11. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    but your timemachine takes you back to a time where potatos are burnt at the shovel by angry farrrmerrrs.

    i wish for a fish
     
    Lord_bugg, Jan 3, 2013
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  12. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    The fish had a wish not to be a fish so isn't a fish anymore
    I wish for a beard as long and majestic as Gandalfs
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  13. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    So you take the name "Dumbledore", but you are then killed.

    I wish to be famous.
     
    Lieber, Jan 3, 2013
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  14. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    You become so famous you develop MePhobia then die in a banana related accident
    I wish for a normal can of tuna with googly eyes glued to the side
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  15. shadewolf10

    shadewolf10 Shopkeep Stealer

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    you begin to feel that the eyes are watching you you feel pressured so you kill yourself as you think it's possessed
    and then a hobo eats it DUN DUN DUUUUUN

    I wish for a fork
     
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    shadewolf10, Jan 3, 2013
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  16. rocker2

    rocker2 Ballista Bolt Thrower
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    Wish granted! You get a fork, but sadly it's a WarrFork.

    I wish for fire.
     
    rocker2, Jan 3, 2013
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  17. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    Unfortunately the fire is on your head and you die.
    I wish for no wishes
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 3, 2013
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  18. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

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    You create a paradox, causing this thread to never exist, causing your wish to never exist, causing you to go insane.

    I wish I was a hobo.
     
    blukey, Jan 4, 2013
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  19. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted. You die a lonely death... ALONE!

    I wish for a cup of sparkly lemonade.
     
    feet, Jan 4, 2013
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  20. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

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    Granted. But it is actually another liquid that looks rather alike... (urine :3)

    I wish for a career in Major League Derping
     
    blukey, Jan 4, 2013
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