Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted. Mcypra now has the power to summon a harem. Every member of his harem is a clone of Hella wearing a different coloured Bikini.

I wish I had something else to do.

 

You now have all the time you want to walk in the woods. However, you are now allergic to air. Enjoy!

I wish Hella had refreshed before he posted so he could have corrupted my wish.

 

Granted, but now all the trees are dead.

I wish there were magical machines that made magic for everyone to be magical with.

 

Granted, but you get so magical that yo have the power to fart out sparkles
I wish for MORE POWAR(even more than I have wished)

 

Granted, you went to the gym for three months and can now lift 5 kg in each hand.
I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted, you now hallucinate legible writing on the surface of every brain you see.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

 

Granted, you can now take the appareance of a pant.

I wish I have ruined Sngt_Sneeky-Pants wish.

 

Granted, he has to sniff sweaty man sweat every day because his shapeshifting is permanent.
I wish I could stop time in order to do things faster.

 

Granted, your computer freezes and never works again
I wish for POWAR that cannot be ruined

 

Granted, you receive the worst power conceivable by humankind.

I wish I could open portals to anywhere I wanted, without causing any adverse effects to myself or any other organism.

 

Granted, but the only problem being that you cannot imagine anywhere else you want to be because you have been shut in your bedroom playing computer games your whole life. Sorry, mate ;\

I wish I had the ability to control temperature and moisture.

 

Granted, you did so that it got 30 degrees forever, because of that, all the water in the world disappeared and you died from thirstiness
I wish for powerful POWAR that cannot be ruined by any way at all

 

Granted, you get the power you hated most.

I wish you would stop posting the same wish over and over again with tiny alterations.

 

Granted, but now I wish for poop
I wish for poop

 

ok
I wish to have the positive vampire characteristics.

 

Your supposed to ruin it!

 

Granted, MCrypa deliberately ignore to corrupt your wish, and by this way, corrupting it, beecause what you really want is powar. You have now the powar of poop, but you now generate to much poop. You rectum break, and you have to use medical assitance to have a nice poop. You have now learn that powar is bad for your health.

Granted, now you shine when you are exposed to sun light and have to have a dull love romance with some random Hollywood main protagonist girl for 4 movies. Edit : 5 movies.

I wish to be a crazy vocaloid side character in Michiko to Hatchin.