Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, you don't like what you see.

I wish I got more than 4 hours sleep a night.

 

Granted, but now you oversleep every day and lose your job/ fail school and end up a bum on the street, scavenging for pocket change.

I wish Duplolas would stop making suggestions

 

Granted, you set him to ignored then forget about it. I suppose didn't really ruin that one, but no one in their right mind would.

I wish I was behind seven proxies (good luck).

 

Granted, you become the most anonymous person in the world. Your complete existence has disappeared through the proxy, nobody know you even exist thus you kill yourself from depression. ( You have now joined Universal Boy and Elbow Man )

I wish I can draw Manga / Anime. ;-; I suck at it.

 

I don't find that is ruining my wish ;)

 

Replying to Unnamed ^
Granted, but, the thread was about to die - then Piano came, and ruined Apronymous's life forever.

I wish for my life to be filled with success and for me to die happy.

 

Granted, but it is so regular and boring that you eventually get fed up by it and "regretfully" put it down.
I wish I could think of a good wish.

 

Granted, but that uncreative stain stays with you until the end of days.
I wish I was better at using bombs.

 

Granted, the first bomb you hold explodes instanty.
I wish for a better laptop.

 

Granted but diminishing marginal utility rears its ugly head. The snack tastes awful.
I wish KAG was slightly more popular.
Edit: Scratch that, I wish Hella would play chess with me hint hont, nudge nudge.

 

granted, but he trounces you and you fell humiliated ever after. You quit Kag from the shame, and never get to experience the wonderful build 2000 where everything is balanced and Detective_Racoon is banned
I wish that DEtective_Raccoon would be banned

 

Granted, the Dread Pirate Roberts leaves no survivors.

 

I wish you were a fish.