Make a wish and ruin someone else's

No one in their left mind wouldn't grant that.


I wish I was more pretty than MOLE ster UnnamedPlayer.

Spoiler

 

Granted, however Unnamed is already at the bottom of DA PRETTY LIST, so you are now 2nd worst. Congratulations
I wish to die in pain and misery, leaving no horrible ending for my sad, miserable life on this forum.

 

Granted, Piano is now posting cat pictures
I wish I knew how to place spoilers.

 

Granted, as soon as you went to buy it it was sold out.

I wish everyone would wear Kamina Glasses.

 

Granted, however one of the wings are on top of your head and the other is in your armpit.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, the but the armpits got cut out of other people. And aren't attached to you. They're just there.

I wish the prime time to play my chess games on these forums wasn't 2 am.

 

Granted, you don't have to do anything when you're dead.

I wish the next person will ruin this wish.

 

Granted, you know the joys of being uncreative.

 

apronymous didnt tell what's his wish, soo...

i wish that everyone stops wearing kamina glasses

 

Granted, everyone wear upside down purple ones instead. Idk. Possibly.

I wish that penguins riding zebras while balancing a giant beach ball on their heads and the zebras riding unicycles dragging a tank of gasoline spilling everywhere was a thing. I'd actually like to see a picture of that.

 

Granted, but all your friends are the douche kind of friends that go spread secrets and rumours about you.

I wish that Team Dai-Gurren and all it's current members would get the secret Kamina Glasses head that was mentioned by @Geti in a post.

 

Granted, but Geti didn't make it.

I wish to have money.

 

Granted, but it's in the form of FarmVille cash and you can't revert it back.

I wish that everything is made out of chocolate so I can eat it.