Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but you got so fat you can't ser your penis anymore.

I wish to have Pokemon.

 

Granted, however the government freaks out and sends nukes on the pokemon.

I wish for cookies, I won't eat them , just stare.

 

Granted, you stare at the cookie, but the cookie stares back. You die.

I wish I could pilot Gurren-Lagann :(

 

Never.

 

Granted, though due to our massive amounts of Spiral Power we went into Super Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann and stomped everything.
(It is 52.8 billion light years tall, gg.)

I won't wish for anything because my wish hasn't been granted yet.

 

Granted.

I wish for everyone to have a description with :

 

Granted, but everyone changes their signature back after a few seconds.

I wish I had more spare time to play KAG.

 

Granted, no one plays with you though.

I wish I could poop

 

Wish granted, you crap your pants in school.

I wish for Kamina to come back to life... D;

 

Granted, but you just spoiled the story for me

I wish for a amd AM3+ cpu cuz my previous one fried

 

Granted, but it will destroy your window then jump through it and fly away

I wish for ice tea.

 

Granted, the tea is actually urine

I wish for cake. c:

 

Granted, but it's your least favorite kind and ten-year old children follow you around yelling "THE CAKE IS A LIE" the entire time you have it.


I wish everyone wearing Kamina glasses also had a gun.

 

granted but it's invisible

i wish for a kid

 

Granted, child dies via overexcitement over that toy you get him on his 10th birthday.

I wish I was taller

 

Granted, but you're so tall that when you stand up you fall and you need to lean on lamp posts to get yourself up.

I wish I could be a robot turtle.

 

Granted but you need Misha to translate your robot turtle language.

I wish for this who thread to be deleted.

 

Granted, but then your clothes fall apart cause of that single missing thread.

I wish I had a mansion c:

 

Granted, but it's only a 2D wall

i wish for star wars episode 7.

 

Granted, but while it would be pretty much spouting out of one of the many alternate universes... it would suck cuz of Disney. It would pretty much be some massive off the wall musical.

I wish for pudding. c: