Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, unfortunately no one likes you because of your job so you die a lonely death... ALONE!

I wish for a sparkly unicorn.

 

You get a unicorn, no sparkles though.
I wish for. Cheese

 

Granted. But it was poisoned and you die.

I wish for a tophat of badassery

 

Granted but it's so badass it comes alive and kills you. it then becomes a gangster


I wish for a flying squirell

 

Granted, but it bit. Turns out it had rabies...
I wish for the ability to only have to listen to a song once before I can play it on guitar

 

Granted. But now you're deaf :D

I wish for WAR mode on KAG to be finished and released already.

 

Granted there's a new update! Bug fixes.
I wish for a Tardis

 

granted but the tardis is smaller on the inside than the outside.

 

No wish? Trying to sneak out of having your wish ruined? Huh? ARE YOU?
Just kidding:p

 

Damn, you realised my plan. Joking, i actually did forget.

I wish for death

 

You a are reincarnated as a slug
I wish for a full scale replica of batman

 

Granted, But it fell on top of you, turning you into mashed potatoes
I wish for a pilots license

 

Granted but the first plane you drive is paper


I wish for a pet wolf that wont eat me

 

Granted. But your pet wolf dies as soon as you touch it.

I wish for a japanese film.

 

You get amine instead.
I wish for eternal knowledge.

 

You go insane from the knowledge because your mind cant handle the knowledge :p
I wish for a german shorthaired pointer

 

You got one but it ran away and you never find it.

I wish for better grades this year.

 

Granted, but you fall down an open manhole and die.
I wish for a time machine that won't break and can only be used twice.

 

Granted, too bad I stole it.

I wish I could knit.

 

Wish comes true, you get kidnapped and work in a Chinese sweatshop for the rest of your life.

I wish for Arcrave to like me.