Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but you become so good that people think you are a hacker and you are banned from every server.

I wish my wishes didn't keep on getting ruined.

 

Granted, but that wish got ruined, thus being slightly ironic if not for the nature of this thread.

OOOOOOH SNAP!
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I wish that I could figure out why Skyrim is only using about 30% CPU while its still moving as if it is using about 137% CPU.

 

Granted, but you died in a car crash before you got to know.
I wish I found a better avatar.

 

Granted, but the avatar was that of a pleb, and nobody gives you the light of day.

I wish that the world was flat.

 

Granted, but the world was so flat that it broke apart.
I wish for a wish that wished for a wish that wished for a wish that wished for a table.

 

Granted but the table was a magical table called the Vortex. It swallowed all of the wishes you ever made. You were also swallowed by the table. You are now dead.
I wish for my wish to be ruined.

 

Granted, but you're wish isn't ruined.

I wish there wasn't a bushfire a couple of kms away from my house

I am legitimately scared; I just woke up and all I smell is burning wood. Apparently several of my friends had to evacuate early this morning

 

Granted, but a tsunami rammed them instead.
I wish more people played KAG.

 

Granted, but then THD gets bought out and it becomes a pay-to-win.

I wish I was a better knight. (I currently detract from my team's ability to fight on the front lines, I feel.)

 

Granted, but you become so good at playing as knight, the devs ban you from using the knight class.
I wish for 2 wishes.

 

Granted, but they don't carry and you just used one of them.

I wish for a whale.

 

granted but the whale eats you and you are now water particles flowing out of the whale's blowhole
i wish for 3 wishes.

 

Sorry, just had to make it come true. https://forum.kag2d.com/members/whale.6551/

 

Granted, but two of them vanish into thin air and the other one is ignored by the almighty wishing god ape.

I wish I had a dog with sunglasses.

 

@Dogey
I wish it snowed.

 

Granted, but the snow is actually cocaine.

I wish I had the skills to defeat da best knights of all time.

 

Granted, but in the end, you continue to spam Suicide since you would be beating the best knight of all time. . . You.

 

((You forgot a wish))

 

This is taking too long! I'll make a wish.

I wish for the ability to summon wisents at will.

 

Granted, but your power overloads and the whole world is filled with meat, everyone dies from suffocation.
I wish Minecraft got destroyed.