Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but since it is now non-existent, the internet crashes from endless minecraft clones.

I wish I could lick the triforce.

 

Granted, but you don't actually have all the three stats you need: Courage, Wisdom and Power. So at the moment you lick it, you get pushed back by an unseen force and driven to live underground for the rest of your life.

I wish that I wished for a wish that made it that wilpin7 wished for a wish that made MM eat a sausage.

 

Granted, but the sausage is actually a venomous snake, instantly killing MM. R.I.P MM; never forget.

I wish for a Popsicle.

 

Granted... Oh wait, what's a Popsicle?
I wish for EXTREEEMEEE POOOWAARR

 

Granted, but you end up getting banned for hacking.

I wish for chocolate, just plain old chocolate, no poison, no termites, no hidden death-traps, just chocolate.

 

granted but it tastes disgusting and its expired and stale
i wish to live in a candy universe

 

It was too hot in that universe, so all the candy melts, making it just a plain, boring universe.
I wish people would get better grammar.

 

Granted, but I join you >w>

I wish I had a shark.

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Granted, but they now use words too complicated for you.

I wish you wouldn't ninja me.

 

Granted, it eats you.
I wish guns were in KAG.

 

Granted, but only the opposite team has them, resulting in your death.

I wish I had another shark, but this time he's in an aquarium, caged, and lonely.

 

granted but hes jaws, so he breaks out and eats you
i wish for something sweet

 

Granted, but it's crystal meth disguised as chocolate, you become addicted and end up homeless, and dead.

I wish for a spear.

 

granted but it falls apart in battle leading to your demise
i wish for popularity

 

Granted, but you become famous and get so busy signing autographs that you die from exhaustion.

I wish for a good PC

 

granted, but your new PC takes away your social life and you become incredibly unhealthy
i wish for a sexy body

 

Granted ... but ... but ... butt! People won't stop looking at your butt and you become depressed, you end up committing suicide.
I do not wish to insult anyone by saying this, nor do I think suicide is the only option, if you are in need, seek help.

I wish for a potato.

 

what...

granted but it is uncookable

i wish for people to stop stealing my pens

 

Granted, but they now steal your money/video-games.

 

;d
make a wish :P

 

Oh, I'm silly.

I wish for a cute dog.