Make a wish and ruin someone else's

HAHAHAHA I'M STEALING DARG'S UNUSED WISH

Darg: "I wish Sytoplasma was a better archer than me."

Granted, but then he helps you train until you're of equal skill.

I wish I was the best archer. Wait, I can't wish for that, I already am (lolnot). I wish for a KAG mod that adds longbows and short bows for archers, great swords and normal swords + a shield for knights, and a sledgehammer, battle-ax, and normal tool set for builders. Only one of these sets could be chosen at a time and it would be more fun and more unique player to player. :3

Now go ahead, ruin it; I know you want to.

 

All this was donem but the server was locked by password, so you could never see this mod
I wish cookies with cheese on it

 

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

Granted, but cookie has so much cheese that it's actually cheese with cookies under it.
I wish I could pixelart a pidgey.

 

(Btw, if there were even cheese>cookie, it could be even better)
You pixelarted pidgey... in your wishes(and from your wishes)

 

Granted, but you ruined the game cause you didnt wrote a wish...
I wish a better PC

 

Granted but someone shoved a cookie into it so its broken
I wish to have a cookie

 

Granted, the cookie has poison in it, you die
I wish for Wish Immunity

 

Granted, but its really pointless because you didn't wish for anything else and it doesn't carry to other posts.
I wish Aphelions rp server didn't take 2 hours to join because all of those dam music files that need to download

 

Granted, the other files are now more heavy and you take even more time to join
I wish to get a Tank

 

It was actually a tank full of compressed air.
I wish that choosing a random Naut is Awesomenauts would give me a character I can actually play.

 

Granted, but the game crashes every time you move.
I wish to have enough time to do what i need to do

 

Granted, but then what you need to do becomes eternal, so now the only time you have leads to your ultimate and old demise.

I wish that my nipples would explode violently and painfully.
You forgot to make a wish, so I did for you. Hella <3

 

Granted, but your wish was granted.
I wish I could do anything I wanted to do.

 

Granted, and all you did was watch porn until you became all fat and stuff

I wish for no more wishes

 

Granted, the mods locked the thread before this comment even went live.

I wish that Hella would make more wishes for me. <3

 

Granted, but Hella only wished for your nipples to explode violently and painfully.
I wish.

 

Granted, but one of those unfathomable parts were organs and areas that are there only to trigger pleasure, meaning that you could never experience it to the capacity of which you were capable of.

This one isn't a wish, but I hope that my carbuncles recede to merely inflamed and gently throbbing.

 

Granted, but that wish is actually a wish.

I wish for pie. I always wanted more pies

 

Granted, but those pies were demonic pies, and your stomach was turned into a disco club worthy of Satan himself.

I wish that I could ruin some more wishes.