Make a wish and ruin someone else's

grant yes no
wish this thread had some more fucking ideas

 

Sir_Walter comes to the rescue, breathing new life into this long-obsolete thread. Everyone rejoices for a while, until they realize that Sir_Walter's kind of an idiot, and didn't really change much. Everything goes back to normal.

I wish I had an enhanced sense of smell.

 

Wish granted, but you're not water proof, and so you fall into a pool and die of type 2 diabetes. What a twist.

 

Since you didn't wish, I'll grant your imaginary wish of excellence
Granted, but your fat
I wish i wasn't fat

 

You spend the next four and a half weeks doing hardcore cardio workouts. Someone then saws off your legs.
I wish batman had a flaming bat mascot.

 

Granted, but the flaming bat killed Batman. It turned out to be his dad.
i wish upon a star

 

Granted, but you died?
I wish my body wasnt sawed from butterscotches post

 

Granted, you lose the stubbs of your legs to a letter bomb.

I wish I owned Batman's dad bat.

 

Granted but the bat killed you. And you became Batman, but only for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second.
I wish I had a pet pebble, like from Septimus Heap (book reference ftw)

 

Granted but it gets dirty and you try to wash it,but it falls down your kitchen sink.......

I wish @FuzzyBlueBaron would turn pink

 

Granted, but all he did was look at you, spit on you, and say, " (*&*ing Gay people these days. Always having all these pink usernames."

I wish my username was pink and that I was gay just like the rest of everyone else :(

 

granted but the pink disease killed you to death
i wish that i didnt cry so much (real talk time)

 

Granted, but then you went from 80% water to 100% water, turning you into water. I can probably walk on you, which means i could walk on water, which means I'm jesus. And that means I could do anythin
I wish i was actually good at clarinet

 

granted but you're squidward
i wish i got some pie

 

Granted, but you turned into that one fat hobo on the streets, begging for money to buy more pies because pies are drugs and you shouldn't take them or u will end up like me
I wish i wasn't addicted to pie

 

granted but now you're addicted to knives and you stubbed your toe against a table and you fell into your glass knife display case
i wish people actually liked my company

 

Granted but you have no company


I wish for Lydias yellow mouthwash which makes people horny