Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but a snorlax climbs on your back instead.

I wish people would stop raiding my village.

 

granted, now no one will ever visit your village at all.
I wish that I didn't need coffee to wake up every morning.

 

granted, now you need coffee to fall asleep

I wish that kag wouldn't exist

 

Granted but then fist doesnt exist.

I wish clans were more chill, and did captain games again.

 

granted but you need to join sap

i wish iko's would finally work

 

Granted but no one plays any of the games.

I wish for a mapping tournament hosting by the developers(maybe a double wish for more mappers).

 

only the shittiest maps can win

luckily, this gives you a chance punk

i wish i had a giant pet snail

 

Asshat.

I will give the giant pet snail but it eats your arm off.

I wish nob wasnt such a meanie.

 

granted, but you are instead
i wish punk wasn't so punky

 

granted, but you are instead

i wish barsuk wasnt such barsuky

 

Granted but it kills him(oh wait was i suppose to ruin a wish)
I wish for a actual map generator

 

granted, but it was generating only maps filled with water
i wish bunnie wasn't so bunnie but more bunny

 

Not granted. Wish failed because of unknown reasons

I wish for something cool

 

granted, you were suddenly squashed with a meteor and everyone was like *wow so cool meteor falled right on his head*
i wish for watershit be deleted from kag

 

Granted, they replace it with quicksand.

I wish for more mappers.

 

granted, every map is 95% water

 

You didn't make a wish

I wish Punk would stop talking about maps

 

Wish granted but now i stop talking(again i accidentally forgot to ruin the wish)

I wish for better community members.

 

Granted, now the lack of memes and spam is ruining the whole community.
I wish if I wasn't that crazy.

 

Wish granted. You now know how it is to be crazy. (That grammar tho)
I wish I could do anything.